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St. Louis Is the Fourth-Most Romantic City

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Just in time for Valentine's Day (ugh, thanks Hallmark), Foursquare has determined that we're the fourth-most romantic city in the country. This information was gleaned by searching more than 1.5 billion check-ins made by couples on the social media system at typically romantic places such as wine bars, flower shops, lingerie shops and French restaurants. Quick aside: Does Pepe Le Pew own Foursquare?

Lest you doubt the validity of the findings, please note that Lake Buena Vista, Florida finished first. That probably has more than a little to do with Lake Buena Vista being wholly owned by the Walt Disney Company. It's a resort town for the nearby theme parks, and is nothing but hotels, restaurants, wine shops and boutiques. Way to game the system, Lake Buena Vista.

Which city finished dead-last?

Beaverton, Oregon is the least-romantic city in the country. Huh. I'm pretty sure they filmed Bunny Lebowski's Logjammin' there. What's more romantic than that?




Hat tip to Kholood for pointing this out.
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Candidcamel
Candidcamel

# 5 or higher as Most Depressed City, per perscription drugs SOLD~in the Top 10 of Worst High Schools and more...do not believe this romanticized report. STL SUCKS~Most people leave or are in the process of leaving and only stay if they get stuck here or threw up, oops, grew up here!

Mike N.
Mike N.

Well, I do have to say, Forest Park and Laumeier Park are great casual first date spots.

KITTY
KITTY

WOW! Once again St. Louis has been  awarded another national rating, the 4th most romantic city in the United States. But lets not forget we are always in the top three of the most dangerous cities, number one in black-on black-homicides, and number one  clap!

Humm, a most romantic city infested with a STD. Perhaps this explains the black-on- black homicide rate: Either the thugs are jealous of their brother thugs' gangsta bitches and must kill to get those gun totin' women they covet, or, the thugs kill each other because some of those same gangsta bitches gave them a it-hurts-so-bad-when-I-pee dose of clap. 

Personally, I am awaiting St. Louis' next ranking on a national list of dubious achievements for being number one in Christmas lights still displayed on July 4th.

Stephanie
Stephanie

Why are trolls still allowed to be idiots here? Especially her? 

PSMusic
PSMusic

Well at least you're not racist...

KITTY
KITTY

Take off your rose colored glasses,PS. Since we have the highest rate of black-on-black killings, who do you think the perps and victims are? They are not Boy Scouts or chior boys, they are garden variety gun totin THUGS! It is not racist to satarize the truth.

Mike N.
Mike N.

(and yes I did that on porpoise.)

PSMusic
PSMusic

Word. It's that damn rap music. 

Anonymous
Anonymous

How about a statement that might offend you more than being called a racist: You're completely unfunny.

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