Shahid Khan Is Looking Good These Days
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| Illinois businessman Shahid Khan, during his "Midwestern magnate" phase. |
And then Khan successfully purchased the Jacksonville Jaguars, and the tightly-buttoned businessman succumbed to the party vibes of that beachside den of vice.
Well hello, handsome.
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| The new, Jax-relaxed version of Shahid Khan. |
I'm reasonably certain he's put together a '70s-style funk band called Shaguar that plays all the team functions and film review sessions, and he plays bass and does the high harmonies. When Shaguar performs "Funky Dollar Bill," all asses in a three-mile radius hit the dance floor.
Shahid Khan is officially the hippest NFL owner, and he's also a bad mutha -- SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm just talkin' 'bout Khan, y'all.
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