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The Bachelorette Season 8: The St. Louis Guy Calls Himself "Wolf"

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John "Wolf" on The Bachelorette Season 8
So there's a guy from St. Louis on The Bachelorette Season 8, which began airing last night, and and he calls himself, "Wolf."

His real name is just John. (Almost nobody in reality television has a last name.) He's a data destruction specialist. We have no idea what that means, and we're not going to look it up because Wolf probably destroyed the answer already.

Wolf is 30 years young, has zero tattoos, likes "roaring fires" and....zzzzzzz....

But we think the more interesting and eloquent St. Louisan on The Bachelorette was actually last year's guy, "Jeff," an entrepreneur.

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Jeff, a returning St. Louisan contestant to The Bachelorette Season 8
Take a look at Jeff's answers to ABC's mini-questionnaire. Keep in mind, these questions were breathtakingly easy, designed to let a man's personality shine, shine so bright! Take it away, Jeff!

Do you have any pets and if so, what kind? I have adopted a 3-legged dog who was abused.

What is the most outrageous thing you have ever done? I made a u-turn once. I'm kidding. Not sure.

What is your greatest achievement to date? Creating a vodka and wine ... I guess or various hockey achievements.

What is the best trip you have ever been on and why? Hawaii. 3 islands. [Our note: You didn't really finish your answer, Jeff-o!]

Tattoo Count: 0

Daily RFT's verdict: Sad trombone.


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Erock
Erock

There is only one true wolf and much more of a bachelor than this guy will ever be. He hails from salt lake city UT, and rocks the Casbah like nobodies business. Stick with the name John you importer. Long live the wolf pack!!!

KITTY
KITTY

And you wonder why they are still batchelors....

Two additional questions should have been asked:

To John "Wolf": When are you coming out of the closet?To Jeff: Why do you sleep with a Barbie doll?

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