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Lingerie Football League Expansion Team Awarded to St. Louis

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The Lingerie Football League is all about the football, man.
The Lingerie Football League yesterday announced that St. Louis has been awarded an expansion team for the 2013 season. As the name of the league implies, the game is full-contact football played by women wearing lingerie, shoulder pads and helmets. The team, which has no name at the moment, will play home games at the St. Charles Family Arena. Tryouts have yet to be scheduled.

But if you're hankering for some hard-hitting women's football, the St. Louis Slam is right smack in the middle of their season.

The Slam play at Oakville High School (5557 Milburn Road, Oakville) as part of the Women's Football Alliance. In this, their tenth season, they're battling through a 2-2 record. The next three games are all at home on successive Saturday nights (June 2, 9 and 16). These women also play full-contact, smash-mouth football, but they wear actual uniforms over their pads. It's a subtle difference from the LFL model, but if you're a fan of the game it won't matter much at all.

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2002 Arena Parkway, St Charles, MO

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nighties
nighties

I want to surprise my boyfriend. I am planning to give him a massage, then go change into one of the above pieces.  I thought the first was obviously sexy and that the second was more elegant/subtly sexy. Thanks!

Panache Swimwear
Panache Swimwear

They have just show to the world that they have the talent when it comes to lingerie. Congratulations for them.

KITTY
KITTY

A mole buried deep inside the RFT says Paul Friswold omitted from this article that the RFT sent spies to the Lingerie Football in hopes of being chosen for the team. General Manager Chad Garrison ordered Friswold, Nick Phillips and Gustavo Arellano to dress in drag, act as feminine and sexy  as possible and go to the St. Charles Family Arena to tryout for the team. So they did.  All went well. They all passed the Talent contest - Friswold whistled Dixie while juggling four balls. Phillps sang an aria from Der Meistersinger while wiggling his ears. Arellano did impersonations of Whoopee Goldberg and The Dali Lama while playing beer pong. All went well.

Then the shit hit the fan. All three were eliminated during the Swimsuit contest. The judges quickly saw they were men - all were wearing skimpy outfits from Victoria's Secret with bulges in the wrong places.  Friswold's harry legs gave him away. Phillips' was eliminated when the makeup covering his five oclock shadow melted in the hot sun. And Arellano was eliminated when his big harry breasts - replete with gang tattoos -  popped thru the mauve negligee he was wearing.

But not all was lost. Before leaving, Philllips was awarded a trophy for having the cutest ass in the the entire lineup.  Garrison was proud.

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