Cell Phones Now Covered Under Missouri's "No Call" List
Missourians may now register their cell phone numbers on his Attorney General's website or by phone at 1-866-BUZZOFF, a number that proves bureaucrats can have a sense of humor.
Unfortunately, the law only applies to personal cell phones (not business phones) and telemarketers trying to cell you stuff. Charities and non-profits may still ring you at will asking for donations. Still, it's better than nothing.
I know I'm really going to miss the recorded message I get once a week that begins with a blast of an ocean liner's horn, and follows: "Hello. This is your captain speaking. You will receive two free boarding passes for an all-inclusive cruise..."