And the Name of the St. Louis Lingerie Football League Team Is...
|At last, she has something to wear.|
The colors? Remarkably similar (to my tint-blind eyes, at any rate) to those of the St. Louis Rams. The name? Remarkably similar to that of a certain pro football franchise in a city nestled right beside the Mississippi River.
So the team has a color scheme and a name, now it just needs players. To that end, open tryouts are being held Sunday, June 24, at Vetta Sports Center (12320 Old Tesson Road). If you want to give it a shot, you'll need to dress athletically, bring your own cleats, and don't forgot that standby of sports tryouts, the full-body photograph.