No. 4 -- Be That Guy With a Laser Pointer: 5 Ways to Celebrate July 4th Without Fireworks
No. 4: Be That Guy With a Laser Pointer
No. 3: Your Butt and a Lighter
No. 2: Launch an Anvil 200 Ft. Into the Sky
No. 1: Taze Larry Conners
The heat and drought plaguing the Midwest have caused scores of municipalities to cancel their July 4th fireworks displays. So what to do this Independence Day? Fear not, Daily RFT is here with five simple suggestions.
No. 4: Shooting a laser pointer at airplanes can get you in big trouble. But using a laser pointer to disrupt a hirsute rocker-'n-roller's concert? It earns you 15 seconds of Internet notoriety.
We pray -- Lord how we pray -- that there will be no Paul Stanley outfits tomorrow night when Heart takes the stage at Fair St. Louis. Still, perhaps it's time to get yourself a fresh pack of AA batteries?