Baron Calmese Jr. Raided Nephew's Piggy Bank to Buy "A Piece of Ass and Some Heroin"
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| Baron Calmese, Jr., knows no shame. |
By contrast, his four-year-old nephew -- who inherited, let's say, different genetics -- has some foresight. Up until July, he had a plump piggy bank going, in which he'd collected $500 in coins and cash.
Calmese -- the grown-ass man -- was living with his sister in Spanish Lake at that time, and asked if he could borrow some quarters from the nephew's piggy bank.
His sister permitted him to take $2. Instead, he took it all.
When County cops caught up with him, guess what he told them he did with the loot?
"Man, I bought a piece of ass and some heroin."
Not very sound investments, Mr. Calmese. Oh also you're being charged with felony theft.
Asshole.
h/t Post-Dispatch
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