Top 5 Theories on How the City of Uplands Park "Lost" $90,000
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Sorry - city officials lost $90k? Their polity is the size of Bed, Bath & Beyond. How distracted are these people?
We pondered this for 15 seconds and came up with some hypotheses. Upland Park city officials either:
5. Left it in their Snuggie (which have have pockets now. I know, right?)
4. Blew it on a "fuck-it-all" sugar binge at Cold Stone Creamery.
3. Matching team jackets for Ride of the Century 2012.
2. Spent it during that weekend in Hot Springs, Arkansas that dare not speak its name.
1. Three words: Dave. &. Busters.
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