Clayton Butt Groper: Creepiest Composite Sketch Ever?

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Lookout Des Peres serial hugger. You've got competition.

Clayton policeare on the lookout for a serial butt groper. The suspect has struck on at least three occasions -- August 25, September 14 and October 6 -- by walking up to women from behind and, uh, squeezing the same.

Each time the man has darted off before police could arrive. Fortunately they have this horrific composite sketch to work with.

So, John Q. Public, have you seen this man lurking in downtown Clayton? And based on this visual depiction, is there any wonder as to why he would have difficulty approaching women?

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Steve Mincer
Steve Mincer

" And that child has troubles interacting with the opposite sex." that narrows it down to everyone but john hamm and ashton kutcher.

Holly Zahn
Holly Zahn

it's a butt groper...what did you expect?

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