10 Terms For Jerry Berger's Alleged Act of Sexual Misconduct

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Allegedly, it went something like this...
Yesterday, Creve Coeur Patch reported a few scintillating details from a public hearing on the sexual misconduct charges leveled at Jerry Berger, the former Post-Dispatch columnist.

(And just like Patch, we'll now issue a warning: The following blog post includes adult content and very bad puns.)

This whole case started after a man alleged to police that Berger got a bit too grabby while waiting in a checkout line inside a business in the 11600 block of Olive Boulevard. Now we know exactly what the allegation is.

Quoth Patch: "Creve Coeur Police said in a report that on Feb. 22, Berger grabbed another man's testicles and poked a finger in his anus."

Oh Golly!

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- Jerry Berger Banned from Post-Dispatch for "Inappropriate Behavior"
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According to Google Maps, one of the few businesses in the 11600 block of Olive is Veninga Jewelry. Oh, how we wish that the alleged assault occurred there! The headline for that story? "Columnist Fingers Man in Veninga, Anus"

Alas, we haven't yet confirmed it, and Jerry has chosen to keep mum until the case is resolved.

But then Daily RFT got to thinking: What do you call the sex act of grabbing balls and inserting a digit in the checkout lane?

On the following page are 10 ideas we had. Insert your own in the comments section!

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RAMESSES
RAMESSES

By the Riverfront Times, my ass! Was author Nicholas Phillips too much of a chicken shit to use his name because of the slanderous statements he and Chad Garrison made? I hope Mr. Berger sues the RFT and Garrison for slander. He certainly has a strong case.

chica2270
chica2270

Berger is a creep.  He will tell fat women there's a dating site especially for them and that they're not going to get anywhere on other sites. 

MO_Snark
MO_Snark

@chadgarrison I remember reading it!

CallMeAl
CallMeAl

I contend Jerry mistook the man for a bowling ball.  Honest mistake.

MO_Snark
MO_Snark

@chadgarrison thats is why i have never followed him on social media or ever read his website...he is disgusting

MO_Snark
MO_Snark

@chadgarrison no but i saw him put his hand on my 16 yr old busboys ass and leering like i have never seen #perv

MO_Snark
MO_Snark

@chadgarrison i remember when i was a server at cafe napoli--no busboy was safe

KITTY
KITTY

People who live in glass houses with a closet full of skeletons should think twice before writing something like this. You have already found Jerry guilty even though the facts of the case have yet to be made public, especially his side as to what really happened. Let the legal system deal with this and stop ridiculing a man who may be innocent.

violated
violated

@KITTY Why would anyone want to stop ridiculing Jerry Berger?  I believe he made a living ridiculing other people for many, many years and he never took mercy on any of them.  Poetic justice seems to be an apt description to me.

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