Newark Mayor Cory Booker Gets Gushy for St. Louis on the Twitter
Sweet! Our hurricane-battered neighbors out East needed our help, and St. Louis pitched in to help. Ain't that America? You're most welcome, Mayor Booker! We wish you well, and - oops, sorry...you wanna gush some more!
Again, you're quite welcome, good sir! And so anyway, back to the -- oh wait. Mayor Francis Slay's spokeswoman, Kara Bowlin, has just tweeted that she's "geeking out" over Booker's effusive thanks.
Not be out-gushed, hizzoner comes back again!
Oh golly, these awesomely good vibes have gotten thick! But not thick enough!
MAXIMUM HEART-AROUSAL/EXPLOSION! Daily RFT cannot hold it in, we are driving to Newark right now to kiss strangers. We will kiss strangers.
And we'll say it in advance: You're welcome!