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Todd Akin 2012 Riverfront Times Cover Headline Contest

When it came to putting the most fitting punctuation mark at the end of this seemingly interminable 2012 political campaign season, Riverfront Times was hardly at a loss for ideas.

Trouble was, when it came to pulling the lever (so to speak), we inexplicably found ourselves, well...undecided.

So we've decided to give y'all the honor of composing a headline for the cover of our November 8 issue.

By all means, have at it in the comments queue. If we're sufficiently taken with your headline, we'll include it in a roundup post next week. And if we really like it, we'll think of a suitable reward. So be sure to include a legit email address where we can reach you.

All right, boys and girls, have at it!

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Go ahead: Write your own Riverfront Times headline!

While you're at it, check out local artist Cameron Fuller's Bacon Akin and these scenes from Todd Akin's Watch Party last night.


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chumley
chumley

Akin gets exit polled, likes results. Agrees to post election mandate with Dems,

Akin gets exit polled. Body doesn't shut down.

ldken
ldken

Legitimate rape comes from behind!

duckie_97
duckie_97

McCaskill comes from behind and tops Todd Akin!

lulz
lulz

LEGITIMATE RAPE

Akin: For It

Josef14
Josef14

If its a legitimate rape, Todd Akin has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

M2THADSR
M2THADSR

Hey Todd too bad your not female because your body can't shut this ass down!

Yojimbo
Yojimbo

"Just Relax and Enjoy it" -- my fave!  Maybe without the "just."  

 

Good work Griffin! 

Yojimbo
Yojimbo

Now That's Legitimate!  

rayray68
rayray68

Looks like sausage for dinner

drcoolcat
drcoolcat

Donkey Punch 2012 - Akin Recieves A "Legitimate Rape" At The Ballot Box

connie164
connie164

Election 2012: The Year We Discovered What Has Been On Tbeir Mind!

aarond
aarond

Butt Akin, It's a Legitimate Rape

Jeff354
Jeff354

The Ass got what he deserved and the donkey got lucky.

FYAH
FYAH

How my mouth raped my career: 

FYAH
FYAH

Raping Rape

FYAH
FYAH

LOOK......I'm Shutting down.

FYAH
FYAH

God and I want to Rape you

 

FYAH
FYAH

Shut the Fuck Up Todd

FYAH
FYAH

Being legitimately raped can have a huge effect on your life. 

FYAH
FYAH

Just Relax and Enjoy it

FYAH
FYAH

NO means NO

FYAH
FYAH

Too "Legit" Too "legit" To Quit

rayray68
rayray68

Dear God, Please! let my body shut down

theorganized1
theorganized1

I have two" Baby Got Back!"

And  " I like big butts and I can not lie"  the line from the same song!

caramarie1
caramarie1

Will this Akin' ass legitimately go away?

 

DoucheMcGee
DoucheMcGee topcommenter

For the cover, just replace the picture of the donkey with another picture of Akin and the heading "AKIN SCREWED HIMSELF!" or "How Akin fucked himself out of a Senate Seat"

jamawalk
jamawalk

"Our Design Department Has The Week Off So We Let The Interns Work Up This Terrible Photoshop Job"too long? 

ericvineyard
ericvineyard

Shutdown - also, my question is, who's the ass in this picture?

LetsBeCivil
LetsBeCivil

I get the joke but I dont care for the image of the cover.  I agree with K_Lynch1962, it was an act committed to himself by himself

k_lynch1962
k_lynch1962

My suggestion: This illustration is untrue. Akin, in reality, sodomized himself 

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