[VIDEO] Jesse Ventura Explores Theory that the Illuminati Are Bunkering Down in Missouri

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Jesse "The Body" Ventura sniffs around Ozarks, smells mayhem
There's a lot going on in that headline, because -- some believe --  there's a lot going on in the Ozarks. Like, a lot.

Namely, that a secret network of global puppet-masters known as the Illuminati are building a vast bunker in the caves underneath a fortified mega-mansion near Ozark, Missouri, to shield themselves once they've triggered World War III and the collapse of civilization.

That's an extraordinary claim. To investigate it, you need an extraordinarily skeptical mind. Naturally, TruTV has chosen Jesse Ventura.


Jesse Ventura is a Navy veteran, former pro wrestler, former Minnesota governor, and now, conspiracy investigator. He has a show on TruTV called "Conspiracy Theory." It's about conspiracies.

Last week, an episode aired entitled "Ozarks."

We won't give too much away, because it's way more fun to actually watch it. But we will tell you this: One of the members of Ventura's team is Sean Stone, son of Oliver Stone. He claims that he's been contacted by an Illuminati insider.

This contact turns out to be a woman named Lisa, who is a Cherokee Indian. She walks around with a horse. They meet in the woods, in the dark, and have an unironic conversation.

This show is incredible.

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@lgreenbaum1214 You have to admit - if the Illuminati were going to hunker (or bunker) anywhere, Missouri would have to be a prime spot.

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I tried to watch this show, but its just so much more insane than when he was a professional wrestler.  But this is the world now, post tea bagger.  All about conspiracy theories so far out of whack that its impossible to even consider them to be possible unless you are also insane.


Jesse Ventura is a liar, cheat, briber and phony Navy SEAL.He was never in Vietnam, never in combat and does not have the Combat Action Ribbon.He was a storekeeper on a ship that passed the Vietnam coastline so he was entitled to theVietnam Service Medal. No big deal there.Ventura bribed a guy during the primary election in the summer of 1998 and when complaintswere filed against him he bribed officials to fix the investigation. This is all documented in mybook, “Always Cheat” The Philosophy of Jesse Ventura.The release of my book in the spring of 2002 cancelled Ventura's plans to run for a secondterm as Minnesota Governor.Contact me for a complimentary book or get it from Amazon.comLeslie Daviswww.EarthProtector.org612-529-5252P.S. Why does Alex Jones keep lying about Ventura being a SEAL?

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