Holidays

Ten Christmas Gifts That Will Ensure a Man is Single by New Year's Eve

By Riverfront Times Staff Fri., Dec. 21 2012 at 8:00 AM
Categories: Holidays, Lists
Continued from page 1
IkeaAssembly1-260.jpg
Image via
You'll never put it back together.
5) Anything from Ikea that requires two people for assembly You don't truly know someone until you descend into the emotional trauma of putting together Ikea furniture. You might get a bunk bed out of it -- which you'll soon be sleeping on. Alone. 

4) Album of the best up-skirt photos you've taken this year (none feature your lady) "But honey, these are artfully done!" [Knee to balls; break-up]

Tags:

dick-in-a-box, gonorrhea, Ikea, Steve Buscemi, Thailand
Email to Friend
Print Article

We Recommend

My Voice Nation Help
1 comments
  Livefyre
Sort: Newest | Oldest
SOLEANDBLUES
SOLEANDBLUES

@RiverfrontTimes These are funny- might we suggest the 10 items at our store which will make him look stylish and great!

VOICE Daily Deals

From the Vault

 

Slideshows»

©2013 Riverfront Times, LLC, All rights reserved.
Loading...