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Ten Christmas Gifts That Will Ensure a Man is Single by New Year's Eve

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You'll never put it back together.
5) Anything from Ikea that requires two people for assembly You don't truly know someone until you descend into the emotional trauma of putting together Ikea furniture. You might get a bunk bed out of it -- which you'll soon be sleeping on. Alone. 

4) Album of the best up-skirt photos you've taken this year (none feature your lady) "But honey, these are artfully done!" [Knee to balls; break-up]


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SOLEANDBLUES
SOLEANDBLUES

@RiverfrontTimes These are funny- might we suggest the 10 items at our store which will make him look stylish and great!

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