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Ten Christmas Gifts That Will Ensure a Man is Single by New Year's Eve

By Riverfront Times Staff Fri., Dec. 21 2012 at 8:00 AM
Categories: Holidays, Lists
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Ear today, gone tomorrow.
3) Your left ear Vincent Van Gogh was a genius, and this didn't work for him. You're not, and it won't either. 

2) Body-fat calculator/bathroom scale  Your honey won't take this kindly. It totally sends the wrong message: That it's somehow your responsibility to help her stop eating like Jabba the Hut.

1) Lifetime subscription to RFT Spare us the comment, wiseacres; we already made it for you!

So what'd we leave out?

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@RiverfrontTimes These are funny- might we suggest the 10 items at our store which will make him look stylish and great!

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