Ten Christmas Gifts That Will Ensure a Man is Single by New Year's Eve
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2) Body-fat calculator/bathroom scale Your honey won't take this kindly. It totally sends the wrong message: That it's somehow your responsibility to help her stop eating like Jabba the Hut.
1) Lifetime subscription to RFT Spare us the comment, wiseacres; we already made it for you!
So what'd we leave out?