St. Louis Etsy Artist Will "Jazz Up Your Crap" for Twenty Dollars

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Cappy Sue

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Cappy Sue

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Cappy Sue

(For those of you unfamiliar with Goatse, you will inevitably Google it, and we're sorry in advance.)

Check out all of Cappy's work here where you can also order a "Jazz Up Your Crap" session. She's also on Facebook. Looks like her next victim is an unsuspected wicker basket. Stay tuned!

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