Authorities: South City's Drive-by Flasher Has Been Arrested
|Joseph Huff, 34, charged with sexual misconduct|
Now the authorities believe they've found this frequent flasher, this schlong showman, pervy peter-presenter, double drive-by dick-dangler.
Joseph Huff, a 34-year-old from the 4100 block of Bingham Avenue, has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of sexual misconduct.
According to police and court records, the first episode happened back on October 3 at 7 pm.
The second episode happened just last Wednesday at 6:45 pm.
The victims were both white females.
In case you weren't sure how a female might react to a strange man pulling out his twig & berries in a parking lot, the probable cause statement contains the sentence:
"Both female victims were alarmed by the defendant's conduct."
Well yes. Probably.