The Missouri People of Walmart (PHOTOS)

By Sam Levin Wed., Feb. 27 2013 at 7:00 AM

The wonderful People of Walmart website collects photos of the wackiest customers across the country -- and Missouri appears to be a goldmine.

In honor of Michelle Obama's visit to Springfield's Walmart tomorrow, we thought we'd collect the best and worst from the People of Walmart -- a sneak peek of some of the characters the First Lady could perhaps encounter on her Missouri trip.

For your viewing pleasure/horror -- the top sixteen standout Missourians of Walmart below.

16. Baby Bumps

People of Walmart

Gives new meaning to the Show-Me State.

15. A Different Kind of Baby Display

People of Walmart

Forget the baby bump, just bring an actual baby! Or if you don't have that, a baby doll will do just fine.

14. It's Getting Hot In Here...

People of Walmart

So take off your shirt. We won't judge.

Continue for more of our Missouri People of Walmart countdown.

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These sad lunches looked pretty good. I see people at work eating lunches that consist of potato chips and gas station sandwiches...all washed down with Mountain Dew.

That last picture was absolutely gourmet compared to the Shells-n-Cheese-n-Corned Beef-n-Hash that I saw gobbled up from a cheap tupperware container.

Emily Bahn

I think I've actually seen #15. At the very least, a different guy with a doll riding in his cart.

Wil Grundon

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Hey, I've had all my shots and #2 ain't lookin' so bad...

Ethan D. Kemper

Neck beard takes the cake

JamesMadison topcommenter

Once again, RFT sinks to making fun of people for being different. When will RFT make a joke of the people down around The Grove? Never. They are "cool' being different, but these people are just ripe to made fun of for being different. ANYONE who thinks making fun of others for being different should be ashamed of themselves. Not everyone can afford designer clothes. They take whatever fits them at the Goodwill because that is all they can afford. Walmart is their big splurge. And here the liberals of RFT mock them. How stinking low brow can the RFT go?

Besides this is a repeat article the RFT ran a few months ago. Same low brow, ugly humor of laughing at other people for daring to be different.

beckysorad

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@JamesMadison It's not a matter of wearing designer clothes. It is a matter of wearing clothes in most cases.

Bob Pivoroff

Some scary photos, but since they're in Walmart, nothing to be surprised by.

Bird Man

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HEY! It was really hot last summer an we aint got no ocean!

Katherine Law

I only hope that some day I get to experience it. I know it will be really hard, I will have to go on disability from work and probably be on bed rest more than half the time, but I still hope I can some day

Lindsey Pandamonium Yoder

wait til you get knocked up Katherine Law. You are so damn uncomfortable...you don't give a flying fuck what others think of you....you want to be comfortable. And Walmart is so classy....lol

Katherine Law

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Lindsey, the baby bumps are not what is disgusting, it's the choice of fashion around said bumps. Walking around bare-belly is cute some places, but WalMart is not one of them.