Free Comic Book Day: A Virgin's Guide to Attaining Maximum Pleasure

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We're hoping Darth Vader and Boba Fett become "special" friends in this one.

3. Raise your lightsaber: Don't be embarrassed; we've all thought about Leia wearing her slave outfit in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. Keep that vision in mind when you visit the stores, because this year, Free Comic Book Day also happens to be Star Wars Day. A free Star Wars comic book is available, and you may see people cosplaying Leia, Han or a sexy twenty-something Anakin. Mreoww.

4. Best time? Morning would be right: If you wake up with your blood pumping hard, go ahead, get up and give into that feeling. Early birds definitely catch the best worms on Free Comic Book Day, as the super-collectable comics will be in demand as soon as your favorite store's doors open. Bring a list of the comics you want to grab -- or at least ogle.

5. Be promiscuous: Don't limit yourself to one store; explore as many as you can throughout the day. Some stores may run out of certain titles, while others overflow. Besides, different locations can fit different moods and desires, with a variety of freebies, discounts and entertainment. Try a few to find a new favorite or two.

Now that you know what to expect, are you ready to put what you've learned into practice? Visit the Free Comic Book Day website to locate stores near you and learn which comic books will be available. Gather information, eye your prey and pounce quickly on Saturday. Happy hunting!

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