Sports Blogger Asks: Which is Worse -- Blackhawks or Ex-Girlfriend Porn Star?
The only thing I can honestly think of even hypothetically that would truly be more disappointing would be if that, ahem, other team from Chicago ever actually wins a title. I can't even bring myself to type it.
Sigh. I started this piece hoping to ease the heartache and disappointment we're all feeling right now, and I fear I've failed all of you. I guess sometimes there just isn't much comfort to be had when tragedy strikes, no matter how eloquent the words might be.
Oh, well. At least it wasn't the Red Wings.
Hey! I actually do feel better now!