Missouri Loves Teen Porn (REPORT)

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Today in information you totally did not need to know, we've got for you the results of a Very Important study about the top porn search terms in Missouri.

The Show-Me State, apparently, loves teen porn.

And MILFs! And "compilation" videos.

The data comes from the website PornHub, which has released a whole bunch of data on porn habits across the country.

See also: Average Penis Size in Missouri Is "Microscopic," But St. Louis Is Well Endowed

Here's the site's map showing top search terms for each state in the country, color-coded based on the average duration of Web visits:

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via public.tableausoftware.com

And here's those top three searches in Missouri:

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via public.tableausoftware.com

Missouri users apparently spend an above-average amount of time on the site compared to other states. It has the No. 14 spot in terms of length of duration.

The results appear to line up with a totally separate (global) study we reported on earlier this year from the site PornMD, which had these top ten searches for Missouri:

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PornMD

Here's the full data from the latest PornHub research. Some surprising stuff in Kentucky!

(h/t Jezebel, Daily Dot)

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Jesse Riley
Jesse Riley

They outlaw Christianity in schools and in government places all to have Porn making the top of the list. I guess it shows what God we serve?

JustinWingerter
JustinWingerter

@ajost But still slightly less creepy than "smoking" being the most-searched in Wyoming?

Daniel Bramley
Daniel Bramley

Teen? Really??? I figured it would be SSBBW facesitting as number one. That's what I type in the most hahahaha

Blake Harris
Blake Harris

I find it racist that only the southern states are searching ebony..

Maudit
Maudit

Guess it's just a coincidence then that Tom Finkel lives in Missouri. 

Eric Stimson
Eric Stimson

I totally first read that as "tree porn", to which I'm thinking: gross, that sounds painful, and totally disrespectful to the trees.

Bambi Zj Baker
Bambi Zj Baker

Huh so someone is always watching.....even with porn

Ronald Snyder
Ronald Snyder

The Show Me state is not limited in areas to be shown .

ajost
ajost

@JustinWingerter Isn't everything a little creepy in Wyoming? (Kidding - Yes, "smoking" is very, very odd.)

ut_4_me
ut_4_me topcommenter

@Bridget Aholt Blair Didn't I see your name on Rhode Island?


JustinWingerter
JustinWingerter

@ajost Hmm. Needed: a comparative analysis of states' child porn convictions and "teen" porn searches.

JustinWingerter
JustinWingerter

@ajost And understandably so. While the actresses may not actually be teens, it shows a perverse inclination.

ajost
ajost

@JustinWingerter Very true. That would be our due diligence. Only two years worth of "teens" are legal, which sparked my concern.

ajost
ajost

@JustinWingerter Very true. That would be our due diligence. One two years worth of "teens" are legal, which sparked my concern.

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