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David Wolf Charged with Masturbating in Public Swimming Pool

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Madison County Sheriff
David Wolf
In a crime that makes peeing in the pool look downright normal, an Illinois man faces three felony charges of public indecency and sexual exploitation of a child after getting caught pickling his own peter in a community-college pool Monday.

David Arnold Wolf, 57, seems to make a habit of holding his own private pool parties. Madison County Sheriff's Department says Wolf, of Bunker Hill, Illinois, has masturbated in the Lewis and Clark Community College pool 25 miles north of St. Louis at least three other times.

While Wolf has never made physical contact with other swimmers while summoning his own swimmers, children were present in the pool during his sessions, leading to the felony child-exploitation charges.

See also: What To Do When a Co-Worker Catches You Masturbating

Wolf is under arrest in the Madison County Jail, where he is held on $60,000 bond.

The Hatheway Pool at Lewis and Clark Community College is open for lap swims, family swims and aquatic fitness classes throughout the week, according to its website.

Continue reading for the full probable-cause document.


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26 comments
Nancy Longust Berger
Nancy Longust Berger

Investigate him further, please. Guessing there's more than a few victims on the periphery.

Aaron Menshouse
Aaron Menshouse

Does this make him a sailor now? ...get it....seaman...*cough*

Steve Mincer
Steve Mincer

ummm...where did you get your medical training? the jenny mccarthy school of medicine?

Chris Davis
Chris Davis

Brittany Mayer that may have been the most awesome thing I've ever read on Facebook

Sharon Johnson
Sharon Johnson

Although semen is almost sterile, unlike urine, only a perv would do that in public.

Shawn Smith
Shawn Smith

Wait a minute, isn't that Ron Perlman?

Eric Wright
Eric Wright

It's fun to jerk it... Especially in the pool. Ocean is awesome too........

Dawn Whyers
Dawn Whyers

Sharron Miskell Williams, this is the story I was telling you about.

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