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6 People Who Should Take David Freese's Place as Imo's Pizza Spokesperson

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Becky, Queen of Pizza
As David Freese leaves the Cardinals to play ball with Albert Pujols in Los Angeles, Daily RFT began to wonder: Who should fill the baseball all-star's three-year contract to be the spokester for St. Louis staple Imo's Pizza?

We have a few ideas.

1. Becky, Queen of Carpets

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Becky, Queen of Carpets
Since her St. Louis carpet kingdom crumbled this summer, Becky Rothman, the self-styled queen of carpets, probably doesn't have anything else to promote. We'd like to see her riding on a flying pizza, please.

2. Larry Conners

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A judge recently said former KMOV-TV (Channel 2) reporter still can't work in TV news for another year, but that's no reason to waste his on-air talent. Put him to work investigating pizza! He'll keep the place honest, and Imo's won't investigate his tax record. Plus, imagine the incredible pizza-themed rants he'd post on Facebook.

See also: Larry Conners Plans KMOV Exposé; Enemies Have "No Idea What They Are Facing"

3. Sarah Silverman

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Jimmy Kimmel loves to make fun of Imo's Pizza, and who better to make fun of him back than his hilarious ex-girlfriend Sarah Silverman? We know she's not a St. Louisan, but we think she'd join in on the fun, especially if it means free pizza. Kimmel has talked smack about Imo's to former Office star Jenna Fischer, comedian Judah Friedlander and uber-hottie Jon Hamm.

See also: Jon Hamm Defends Imo's on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (VIDEO)

Three more after the jump!


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27 comments
Couch Pig
Couch Pig

Stl can keep their shitty pizza hustle

Bobby Duebelbeis
Bobby Duebelbeis

And can we all also agree that Elicia's is more disgusting than government cheese-slathered cardboard with ketchup sauce? Gross.

Bobby Duebelbeis
Bobby Duebelbeis

Can we all agree that Imos would taste worse with that windbag Larry Conners' endorsement?

Amy Scheve
Amy Scheve

Didn't Becky really screw over a lot of employees and customers when she expectantly folded? I'm really asking because I thought I heard that but I'm not sure. If that's the case, I'd HATE to see her as a spokesperson.

Stacie Marie
Stacie Marie

Spacie Stacie would be a great candidate!

Paul Burrows
Paul Burrows

David Freese just signed a three year contract this year.

chrisward99
chrisward99 topcommenter

I WANT TO BE THE NEW SPOKESMAN.

Main Eventband
Main Eventband

IF they dont lower their prices they wont be needing a spokesperson at all. There are better and affordable pizzas available . Just in case you havent noticed, Gas prices are taking half of a days pay to get to work. Dinner shouldnt cost the other half of a days pay.

Tim Adams
Tim Adams

Jenna Fischer would represent the STL perfectly..

Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez

I'd go for becky or silverman... or better yet they could play a crime fighting pizza eating duo. I volounteer to direct those commercials.

Andrew Tuttle
Andrew Tuttle

I think you should throw Kevin Kline in the mix.

David Wickers
David Wickers

I'll do it!! I can use my stage name 'WavyD'!!!!

Helen Nickerson
Helen Nickerson

i thought david freese could keep his job cause imo's has a shipping program yes? so i thought he would be shown wearing his new uniform and having imo's delivered to his new town:)

Tim Plummer
Tim Plummer

Larry Connors: "Breaking News this evening...Imo's pizza is fucking delicious."

Kevin Rotellini
Kevin Rotellini

I remember when Imo's was decent pizza how times have changed

Jodi Fox
Jodi Fox

I remember when Becky was a big ol hog.

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