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Five Things "Sent from my iPhone" Says About You

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Imagine a telephone conversation ending this way: "I'll talk to you later. By the way, this conversation was transmitted by Verizon." Or in person: "It was great to see you. My fresh breath was brought to you by Listerine."

Absurd, right? So, why do so many millions of people allow Apple (or any smartphone/tablet manufacturer) to put a commercial at the end of every e-mail delivered from one of its devices? As someone who has been on a crusade to put an end to the "cyber brag tag," I have heard the following five justifications, all of which I will debunk with ease.

1. "I don't know how to take it off."
Balderdash. It is not possible to own and operate a machine as complex as today's smartphone without being capable of doing something so rudimentary, or figuring it out after investing the amount of time it takes to get a money-saving quote from Progressive. If you can download an app, use GPS to find the nearest Starbucks or change your password, you can figure out how to remove the cloying message from your e-mails. Plus, in the eyes of many, you are not seen as a Luddite, you are merely seen as lazy, or as one article declared, a "cyber doofus."

2. "I am proud to own an iPhone/iPad/etc. and want everyone to know about it." Congratulations, you are a member of a club roughly as exclusive as Kim Kardashian bedmates, No.1 Dads, and judging from the obnoxious quantity of bumper stickers on the road, half-marathon runners. There seems to be a wanton, willing obliviousness in people letting everyone know all about the device they are using. People often claim not to be aware that their e-mails include these commercials, but that is hard, if not impossible, to believe. Apple in particular has done an amazing job of instilling a sense of urgency into the ownership of its devices and to "unintentionally" leave the "Sent from my iPhone" in a correspondence lets the world know that you are hip and keeping up with them, even if the music loaded onto the device says otherwise. If you disagree, then how do you account for the word "my" in these auto-signatures?


3. "I want people to know that my e-mails are coming from a phone because they might be brief and/or have typographical errors."

At the advent of the smartphone era, this might have been reasonable, particularly with regards to the brevity of one's correspondence. However, a great percentage of written communication, via text or e-mail, is sent from phones -- well over 50 percent, according to a large communications company executive with whom I spoke. So, an apology for or explanation of brevity is as unnecessary as the annoying "Out of Office" auto-reply that is typically followed by an actual reply within minutes. If your e-mail is important enough to require an explanation as to why it is so brief, it is probably better to take an extra moment or two to write a better response.

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money4honey
money4honey

I really wouldn't think too hard if I saw "sent from my iPhone" in an e-mail. People can put what they want in their siggies.

DeanWormer
DeanWormer

I'm not a tech company CEO, but I'm confident I make a lot more money than the pinheads getting so worked up over this article.  And I got to this spot of power and influence by communicating clearly, controlling my message, and caring about the little things.

Is the writer a pompous, self-righteous blowhard who is probably an insufferable friend?  Obviously. But he also made an over-arching point that many of the comments reinforce.  Take care of how you communicate or you’ll look like an idiot.   

Katie Walsh
Katie Walsh

I can always fall back on -I don't care enough to remove it. If it bothers you, too bad.

trent32
trent32

I really think you take OCD to the next level.  I'll believe that leaving a tag like "Sent from my iPhone" impacts someone's confidence in my ability to do a good job when the super-CEOs from Silicon Valley also remove it from their e-mails.  Some Valley CEOs even put it on their messages specifically for the purpose of giving people the impression that they're mobile and not giving a long response (even when they aren't actually mobile).  You alluded to that in the article but I think you missed the point of it entirely.

http://gigaom.com/2010/08/18/kevin-rose-tells-you-how-to-get-to-inbox-zero/

http://techcrunch.com/2012/08/25/email-tricks-of-the-super-successful/

Putting that at the bottom of an e-mail isn't meant as a "brag tag" and it's in no way comparable to "this fresh breath brought to you by Listerine".  It's simply an indicator that the person replying isn't sitting at a desk typing out a long response and the message is going to be short and to the point.  It's not even an apology of such, more of just a justification.  

Honestly, there's a growing trend that's shifting towards a concept known as a "Three Sentences" - which is the idea that any e-mail or text message should not exceed three sentences.  If it can't reasonably be communicated what you're trying to say in three sentences (give or take 1 or 2) then you need to either call the person or meet with them and discuss it.  This is driven by the idea that people waste so much time reading and replying in long e-mails that they could've spent doing something more productive.

http://techcrunch.com/2010/09/18/3-sentence-emails/

tgarre6
tgarre6

I would hate to know the author of this article personally. If something as small as "Sent from my iphone" bothers him this badly, I would hate to see how he responds to anything that has an actual impact on his life. 

Amela Brkic
Amela Brkic

Dave ... Seriously get over your self righteousness

Katie Markert
Katie Markert

just insecure idiots looking to complain lol...

Heath Mitchell
Heath Mitchell

I'm with these guys. Who gives a shit. Get a life. I wish this was the biggest thing I had to worry about.

Nathan Berkley
Nathan Berkley

The author of this article sounds more insufferable than any phone/coffee/beer/food snob I have ever met. Yes, let me rearrange my life into a way that you find more agreeable with your incredible sense of self worth. Oh wait, never mind...Go fuck yourself and never write for the RFT again, please. Sent from my cheap-ass netbook.

Bart Cohn
Bart Cohn

Ha, sometimes I write "Sent from [my] iPhone" on emails sent from my desktop, just so I can be brief and not offend.

Lance Lingle
Lance Lingle

Shit, I wish this was the least of my worries in life. Sent from my iPhone

ProMace
ProMace

@DeanWormer I fully agree... with deprisca. Suggesting how much money you make compared to someone else is completely irrelevant and contradicts your own statement about controlling your message and caring about the little things. If the latter were true, you would have taken Dave's message for what it is instead of missing the point.

deprisca
deprisca

@DeanWormer

The author hit the nail on your head.....hahahaha... !

Brilliant article ! Even for people who make ...lots of money !!!

Message sent with pleasure.

J-Dizzle
J-Dizzle

I'm not looking to befriend this author either, but I do agree - why keep a tag that has even the chance to annoy the person your sending it to?

ProMace
ProMace

@trent32 If the person isn't sitting at a desk, something like "Sent from my mobile device" or "Sent while traveling" would be sufficient. It's the "Sent from my iPhone 5" that gives a message that snobbish flavor. On a side note: I agree with the "Three Sentences" principle, but I don't see why you brought that up in this context.

deprisca
deprisca

That also sent with your iphone ?

ProMace
ProMace

@linkbaitsuperstar 50 percent of your sentence's words were trashed after initial processing. Please try again.

Dealio3
Dealio3

@linkbaitsuperstar I think using that appalling term is a pretty clear indicator that your opinion is not one worth considering.

ProMace
ProMace

You're right. Nobody gives a shit. But as someone else stated: you're missing the point. Ironically, your response is tagged as coming from Facebook. So I guess we need to get a life and dump it on social media. ;)

deprisca
deprisca

Stay healthy and stupid...you have missed the point.....

ProMace
ProMace

Your flaming style seems more appropriate for YouTube.

deprisca
deprisca

Another iPhone freak.....

ProMace
ProMace

Mark Twain once said "Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words." Or in your case: replace them, since your message is the opposite of what I guess you're trying to say.

DeanWormer
DeanWormer

No, ProMace, you're missing the point. The fact that I'm wildly successful, revered by colleagues, and a hero to children in the community is very much a part of my message. That message allows other readers to quickly identify my comments as being better and more thoughtful than those from someone of less prominence. I'm not implying that I'm better than anyone else, just that my comments are almost always better.

ProMace
ProMace

@DeanWormer ... which implies that you're better than most others, being of 'less prominence'? Sorry for saying this, but your message leaves no room for any other interpretation, unless you're pulling my leg.

DeanWormer
DeanWormer

Pro Mace - your comments are so quaint. I've already been more generous to you with my time than I am with the Senators and Governors who beg for my attention and six figure "donations" in exchange for preferential treatment. I only found time for my original post, over 10 months ago, as a favor to the RFT's owner. Why were you trolling comments so late after the initial publication?

The fact remains that my statements are above reproach and intrinsically true. Please find someone else to pester as I must get back to making the world a better place.

ProMace
ProMace

Dear Reverend Wormer,

Thanks for dedicating some of your precious time to your eloquent and elaborate response. I can tell that you really made an effort. You actually made me laugh out loud on a Monday morning and I have to commend you for that. You have confirmed beyond a shred of reasonable doubt that you're a comedian of some sort, I'm guessing stand-up. Therefore I will leave you to your noble task of purifying the planet.

Yours Truly,

Mikhail Gorbachev

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