STL Has a Traffic Ticket Addiction
By Ray Downs
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By Chris Naffziger
Bennie the Sea Lion Dies
By Lindsay Toler
UMSL Won't Lose Student Paper
Video: Interview with an Artist
Walmart Heiress Gets Divorced
Mike Anderson Sues Dept. of Corrections
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Child Shot, Weed Blamed
Forest Park Hospital Demolition
NSFW Photos: Naked Bowling Party
By Danny Wicentowski
What the fuck?
Or, you know, move away. That's probably the better idea.
Faking it makes STL the happiest. Fake it until you make it.
Hipster-hating hipster writes another RFT article about hipsters. Hipster.
Everyone needs a duster
I need a duster to accompany my mustache
Are you high?
Wow, dangerous and happy. I am going to have to move back there.
I have a mustache and I am always sad when I'm in St. Louis and happy when I'm in Anaheim and all of Orange County.
I have Bitchy Resting Face and can't grow a mustache. Deport me to Anaheim if you must.
Nicky Calderon, your awesome facial hair makes our city happy. Alex, too. Sometimes.
WHOA WHOA WHOA RFT! It don't work that way! Just cause you call it a dumb study, doesn't change the opinion that you are STL's hipster RAG and you love all things hipster. Your writing is hipster-esque for the most part and you probably have a Lana Del Rey playlist going right now while you were coming up with that "throw them off the scent" (scooby doo style) headline for this article.
Funny that Anaheim would be last on the list.... I thought Disneyland was the happiest place on Earth.
In a city high in crime.. at least we're a happy bunch of people! LOL
At least it's a positive Study for us ...for a change.
That's because all our enemies are dead... #MostDangerousCityInAmerica