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St. Louis in Winter White: The 8 Best Dick Jokes From Daily RFT Commenters This Week

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Do you see what we see?
The first big winter storm of the season is upon us. Warning: Call your doctor for any storm lasting more than four hours.

Daily RFT prides itself on probing penile puns, but our readers unleashed a stream of dick jokes that made us feel like Christmas morning came early.

Here are our eight favorite comments on our story, "Hilariously Shaped Winter Storm Could Penetrate Midwest, Make Things Slippery."

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We love naughty weather maps.
"Looks like it could be the beginning of a long, hard winter if it has the stamina to keep it up for a while." - Bill Streeter

"It'll only be four inches, but they'll claim it was eight." - James West

"Arkansas and Missouri will be balls deep, but New York state will really be getting the big load." - Daniel Puricelli

"This looks to be a bit premature." - Martienne Cotter

"Thank God we're on top of this thing, because the last thing central Illinois needs is another big mess." - H.M. Martin

"I'd hate to be in upstate New York when this storm decides to 'finish.'" - Tom Balisteri

Even a six-year-old got in on the fun, although her view of the naughty weather map is hilariously innocent.

"It looks like a sock on a lily pad." - Shelah McClymont's 6-year-old daughter

And this last one isn't a joke, per say, but we admire the brevity. It's quality, not quantity, after all -- amiright, ladies?

"Penis." - Cindy Horton

Follow Lindsay Toler on Twitter at @StLouisLindsay. E-mail the author at Lindsay.Toler@RiverfrontTimes.com.


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chrisward99
chrisward99 topcommenter

This is now Bill Streeter's legacy.

Cheryl Moyers
Cheryl Moyers

One of our forecasters said "It's really pounding us!"

Ben Ross
Ben Ross

Kathy please learn how to spell before you criticize my grammar. Just SAYING...

Kathy McBride Thatcher
Kathy McBride Thatcher

I'm just pointing out that you criticize RFT when you don't even write well yourself. Just sayin...

Dennis James
Dennis James

When I shared it, my comment was "Get ready. It's coming."

Ryan Stufft
Ryan Stufft

One can appreciate that it appears TX is being teabagged.

Lynne Eubanks
Lynne Eubanks

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH !!!!!!! TX has the Big Balls !!!

Mandi Lambert
Mandi Lambert

I have laughed and shared this with so many people this week! So many dick jokes.

Bryan Carnes
Bryan Carnes

this storm , just like the X games, go big or go home!

Ben Ross
Ben Ross

Sorry I didn't proofread my post on Facebook. Next time I will send you a rough draft.

Daniel Puricelli
Daniel Puricelli

i win internet! Thanks for the heads up, Kathy Thatcher :).

Brian Rowe
Brian Rowe

St. Louis finally found a way to give it to Boston!

Ben Ross
Ben Ross

Horrible Articles is no reason to swell with pride.

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