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13 Ways to High-Five: Which One Should Congress Make Missouri's Official Greeting?

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The Predator Strongarm

Don't forget to look deeply into the other person's eyes as you clutch their fist for an unnecessarily long time.

The Jazzy Jeff

Simple enough that anyone can do it.

The Wobble

End your greeting with a quick lean-back.

The Pinky Promise

No one goes back on a pinky promise. No one.

The Zidane

Who needs hands when you can headbutt?

Continue reading for more nominees for the official Missouri greeting.


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8 comments
coachE44
coachE44

@Playworks @amphlett yessssss that would be priceless! high-fiving, the next best thing playworks is ready, are you? lol

bree_z_636
bree_z_636

Why doesn't he do the people's real work instead of this nonsense

Tyrone
Tyrone

The unsuspecting "knock out" high-five to the back of the skull is very popular in the Urban Missouri environs. 

arstk8
arstk8

The Missouri legislature is not called the Missouri congress and its members are not called congressmen. It is called the General Assembly. Members of the state house are simply called Representative and members of the state senate are called senators.

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