13 Ways to High-Five: Which One Should Congress Make Missouri's Official Greeting?
The Predator Strongarm
Don't forget to look deeply into the other person's eyes as you clutch their fist for an unnecessarily long time.
The Jazzy Jeff
Simple enough that anyone can do it.
End your greeting with a quick lean-back.
The Pinky Promise
No one goes back on a pinky promise. No one.
Who needs hands when you can headbutt?
Continue reading for more nominees for the official Missouri greeting.