13 Ways to High-Five: Which One Should Congress Make Missouri's Official Greeting?

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The Predator Strongarm

Don't forget to look deeply into the other person's eyes as you clutch their fist for an unnecessarily long time.

The Jazzy Jeff

Simple enough that anyone can do it.

The Wobble

End your greeting with a quick lean-back.

The Pinky Promise

No one goes back on a pinky promise. No one.

The Zidane

Who needs hands when you can headbutt?

Continue reading for more nominees for the official Missouri greeting.

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