|When you gotta iron, you gotta iron.|
"Ride like this is just any other day on the MetroLink," according to the No Pants MetroLink Ride rules, passed out on fliers to riders. "I mean, you are already not wearing pants. Successful participants read newspapers, listen to their iPod, talk casually neighbors, etc."
The rules also remind riders that no inappropriate nudity or touching is allowed; there's no free pass just because you're not wearing pants.
|No worries, guys, everything is toooooootally normal. Just headed to work.|
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|Oh, that's just what he always wears.|