St. Louis Couple Wants Jason Segel at Their Wedding, Writes Poem: "Ode to Jason"

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The future Mr. and Mrs. Openlander.
Cake? Check. Dress? Check. Flowers? Check.

Getting Jason Segel to come to some strangers' wedding? Not yet -- but this St. Louis couple is doing its best.

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Jason Segel
After nearly ten years as friends, four years as a couple and a year and a half engaged, Lauren Stein, 25, and Chris Openlander, 24, are planning their summer wedding in St. Louis, and famous funny man Jason Segel is on the guest list, even though Stein and Openlander have never met him.

"Honestly, my fiance Chris and I, we just really enjoy him as an actor, as a performer, as a writer," says Stein, a second-grade teacher. "We've been watching him ever since he was in Freaks and Geeks. We just admire him."

Segel made his TV debut on Freaks and Geeks, a short-lived '90s program about life in high school that launched the film careers of several now-household names, including Judd Apatow, James Franco and Seth Rogen.

The high school connection is appropriate: Stein and Openlander met at Ritenour High School as a junior and sophomore, respectively. When Stein realized Openlander had never seen Freaks and Geeks, she let him borrow her DVD set -- and the rest is history.

"He obviously loved it; the humor was right up his alley," Stein tells Daily RFT. "Over the years, [Segel] has definitely been one of those actors where, if he was ever in a movie, there was no doubt we were going to go see it."

Segel has been keeping this Spanish Lake couple busy going to the movies. Since his hilarious stoner role in Freaks and Geeks, Segel has starred in major blockbusters, including Knocked Up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Get Him to the Greek, This Is 40 and The Muppets. On TV, he has played the lovable Marshall Eriksen on How I Met Your Mother for nine seasons.

See also: Jason Segel uses his balls to great effect in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Something about Segel's dry, awkward, goofy characters resonates with Stein and Openlander, so the couple wants him to join 150 friends and family at their wedding.
To attract his attention, the pair wrote a poem titled "Ode to Jason," a rewrite of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas." (Read the full poem after the jump.)

Written in about ten minutes during Christmastime, the poem tells the story about Stein dreaming that Openlander brought Segel to their wedding as a surprise gift to her:

"He was dressed in a suit and looking so stylish," the poem says about Segel. "My knees started to buckle, and I was acting kind of childish./His eyes -- how they sparkled! His smile -- how dreamy!/And the beard on his chin made me feel like of steamy..."

Openlander is sending Segel a letter to explaining his influence on the couple "so we don't look too crazy," Stein says. "I think this probably isn't the craziest thing he's ever received."

Certainly, their poem is downright tame compared to this outright solicitation posted on YouTube:

If Segel does show up, it will be a huge surprise, not only to the future Mr. and Mrs. Openlander but to their families, who have no idea they're reaching out to him.

"We're not crazies, so we don't actually think he's going to show up," Stein says. "But if he just acknowledges us or writes us back, that would be a success. Just him seeing it and maybe writing something back -- I think that would be, for us, the goal."

Continue to read "Ode to Jason," a rhyming wedding invitation to Jason Segel.

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Wes Slocum
Wes Slocum

Amen to that, they're a pretty cool couple too

Noelle McMinn
Noelle McMinn

Great article, great couple. Congrats Lauren and Chris! Got my fingers crossed :)

Lauren Stein
Lauren Stein

Actually, his choice was Kristen Bell. More his style ;)

Todd Markarian
Todd Markarian

Of course it's gonna be a guy celeb invited... Could u imagine if he wanted Megan fox at the wedding? Psssh... She'd cancel the shit.

Wes Slocum
Wes Slocum

That would be the tits if he came! I'm hoping he does

Don Marcum
Don Marcum

Harmless post! Must find way to take offense!!!!!!!!!!!

Jacob Hamilton
Jacob Hamilton

The obsession with celebrity in this country is absolutely disgusting.

Erica Kelly
Erica Kelly

Cuuute article and poem. I hope Jason surprises them on their big day. However, I do have to point out there are a lot of grammatical and spelling errors in the article. Some points sound like English is not the writer's first language. :-/


Actually, his choice was Kristen Bell.  More his style.  ;)

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