Applying for That St. Louis Reality Show for Twentysomethings? Here's Your Competition

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Courtesy of Haley Mirabelli.
Here's who is applying for the mystery St. Louis reality show.
After Daily RFT broke the news that a The Hills-style reality television show could be coming to St. Louis, our twentysomething party-animal readers started sending us their applications.

The casting call asks for college graduates or students working their way through college who rage at nights and on weekends with a boisterous group of close friends.

"Do you have champagne taste on a Bud Light budget?" the casting flier asks. Fifteen of our readers e-mailed us to say they do.

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Courtesy of Kenny Beckmann
Kenny Beckmann, a 20-year-old stripper, admits he'll fight anyone who deserves it.
See also: Casting Call: Are You Cool Enough To Be on St. Louis' Crappy Version of The Hills?

Reading your applications was a delight: A south-county barmaid sent us a video of her friends leaving a club at 7 a.m. A male stripper sent us photos of his bloodied knuckles after a fight. Best of all was the 21-year-old Hot Topic employee whose friend is always lying about meeting celebrities and having miscarriages.

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Courtesy of Uziel Navarro.
Uziel Navarro wants to be on St. Louis' crappy version of The Hills.
Not everyone wanted us to make their applications public -- especially when they realized it's Coolfire Studios, not Riverfront Times, that's handling casting. But we found a few brave souls willing to share.

See also: Ridin' Dirty: St. Louis is Still No. 2 in Chlamydia, Gonorrhea Rates

Take Uziel Navarro, who calls himself a mix between Wednesday Addams and Mean Girls villain Georgina George (We think he means Regina George). He goes by "Uzi," he's super gay and he wants St. Louis to watch him having fun on the weekends.

Is that a show you'd watch?

Teleah Troy says she is right for the show because she's a big believer in Thirsty Thursday. She likes to go to Quincy, Illinois, to have a good time, even if she seems shy at first.

"I try to make the best out of life ever since I lost my sister," Troy tells Daily RFT. "I see no point in sitting around being unhappy, and I am not that."

Or what about Kenny Beckman, a 20-year-old stripper who lives in St. Charles. He sent us a bloody fist photo. "My friends turn up (to the strip club) everyday," he tells Daily RFT. "We all have been in multiple fights with people who deserve it haha."

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Courtesy of Kenny Beckmann
Is this champagne taste on a Bud Light budget?
One of our favorite applicants is Haley Mirabelli, 22-year-old the downtown bartender whose favorite thing to do is get ready to go out on the town.

Continue to page two for Haley Mirabelli's full reality-show casting application.


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Yon_Huntsman
Yon_Huntsman

Great, all we need is another slutty fat girl who thinks she is hot making the rest of the country think St. Louis is full of future East St. Lou hookers with a 2nd grade education

Tee Jay
Tee Jay

What?!? Don't be scared:)

Eddie Gregs
Eddie Gregs

So is this like a who is the biggest white trash in St. Louis competition?

Lynn Croxton
Lynn Croxton

Before anyone signs up for this, do a little search about what has become of many reality stars. Fame isn't always all it's cracked up to be.

Dana Catalano
Dana Catalano

Amanda Tyler and Natalie Gaines you betches better get on this TODAY.

derrikn
derrikn

all of them are ugly! that bitch on a PARTY BUS, ew.

"Georgina George" dumbass.

Ugly white boy, shirt off & no body!

Don't cast these ugly lame fucks!

Nicole Ortiz
Nicole Ortiz

Becca Watkins Rachel Holtman Tiffany Manno Crystal Yn BAHAHAHA

alagarce1
alagarce1

Anyone worth following around in St. Louis would never actually sign up for this....I am so excited to watch this train wreck of a TV show!!! :D

Kimberly House
Kimberly House

Glad to see I wasn't the only one who got out my red, grading pen. Wow, she should be applying to grammar school!

Andrea Isgrig Wieland
Andrea Isgrig Wieland

You guys are so cool! You are going to be famous and all it will cost is your dignity. Fortunately for you, it looks like you don't have much of that anyway. Good luck to you. Don't get knocked up by some random before your big break!

Ashley Gallagher
Ashley Gallagher

Well I'll audition for real housewives of st louis!!!! Totally kidding!!!! Hahahaha we work with coolfire so I'm going to get the real scoop. This probably will jist be a documentary and not a tv show unless its on a local channel.

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

They sound like they belong on that show. Haha.

Nick Dunne
Nick Dunne

Wait, this is a show about St. Louis. St. Charles & Edwardsville aren't St. Louis, at least last time I checked.

Rob Skelton
Rob Skelton

Where's the dislike button when you really need it?! At least get some better representatives of the city.

Mandy Palmer
Mandy Palmer

Jeff Crutcher I don't know why I love this so much.

Scott Tyler
Scott Tyler

Unless the plan is to put them in a small apartment in North St Louis with no money to live on, I won't be watching.

Kassie Kumpf
Kassie Kumpf

Well I'm proud to call STL my home....good lord, if this show does happen, I'm moving.

jillianbethy
jillianbethy

Please don't embarrass my city... I see this coming. 

Ellen Gabler
Ellen Gabler

I want to slap any English teacher who ever passed this girl in a class.

William Declue
William Declue

Lmfao this is more ammo for my stand up yes and Thank you

Tania Novak
Tania Novak

you can party with class, dancing (not twerking or rubbing bodies together or feeling eachother up on a dance floor) but actually moving your feet and hips to the music..controlling your alcohol intake and keeping your lips and hands off others. Mingling and talking about real life...not screaming you have to pee or that your wasted...

Tania Novak
Tania Novak

Her dance career will be over if she airs on the show. Once you get a job that puts yourself outthere in this kind of way... who would hire you. Knowing you did this kind of thing?

Tania Novak
Tania Novak

I can think of so many more young ladies that know how to have a great time and party without putting themself out there looking like a trailor park trash sl*t ..and they have much better face and figure. But they are models and this kind of stuff would ruin their future. I guess if your uneducated, kinda thick and maybe a 5 on the hot scale..this is the place to apply for a job. so I guess I should say Good luck to them ??

ut_4_me
ut_4_me topcommenter

Looks at some "St. Louis Finest" makes me realize that I don't really have to fear losing my job to s tenty-something any time soon.  What a bunch of doucebags.

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