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Naughty List: Missouri Ranks 5th in the U.S. for Longest Duration During Sex

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Here's the complete ranking for sex duration in the U.S., according to Nerve using data from Spreadsheets:

1. New Mexico - (7:01 minutes)

2. West Virginia - (5:38)

3. Idaho - (5:11)

4. South Carolina - (4:48)

5. Missouri - (4:22)

6. Michigan -(4:14)

7. Utah - (3:55)

8. Oregon - (3:51)

9. Nebraska - (3:47)

10. Alabama - (3:38)

11. Delaware - (3:33)

12. Hawaii - (3:28)

13. Wisconsin - (3:22)

14. North Dakota - (3:18)

15. Arizona - (3:17)

16. Maryland - (3:15)

17. Mississippi - (3:10)

18. Rhode Island - (3:09)

19. Connecticut - (3:07)

20. Texas - (3:06)

21. New Hampshire - (3:04)

22. Wyoming - (3:03)

23. New York - (3:01)

24. Pennsylvania - (2:58)

25. Maine - (2:58)

26. Washington - (2:51)

27. Iowa - (2:50)

28. Illinois - (2:49)

29. North Carolina - (2:47)

30. Tennessee - (2:46)

31. Kansas - (2:38)

32. California - (2:38)

33. Massachusetts - (2:31)

34. Florida - (2:29)

35. New Jersey - (2:28)

36. Indiana - (2:26)

37. Virginia - (2:23)

38. Oklahoma - (2:21)

39. Colorado - (2:21)

40. Minnesota - (2:19)

41. Ohio - (2:18)

42. Louisiana - (2:17)

43. Kentucky - (2:14)

44. Arkansas - (2:08)

45. District of Columbia - (2:08)

46. Nevada - (2:07)

47. Georgia - (2:07)

48. Montana - (2:03)

49. Vermont - (1:48)

50. South Dakota - (1:30)

51. Alaska - (1:21)

Follow Lindsay Toler on Twitter at @StLouisLindsay. E-mail the author at Lindsay.Toler@RiverfrontTimes.com.


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35 comments
Aaron Bruschi
Aaron Bruschi

For the record they keep reposting the same stories

Kendra Holliday
Kendra Holliday

Yes that's me. I guess I'm the property of RFT. For the record, this article is a silly puff piece

Chris Ward
Chris Ward

I think I'm fucking up their bell curve. Also, is that pic of Kendra?

Matthew Susick
Matthew Susick

"Don't worry, Daily RFT hasn't been spying in your bedrooms. This data comes from a new app called Spreadsheets (get it?), which uses your phone's accelerometer and speakers to record duration, thrusts and decibel peak during sex." So much like during regular sex, people can be faking it with this app?

Michelle Accardi
Michelle Accardi

Richard Pryor said real fucking only takes a few minutes any longer and they are lying sacks.

Indrid Cold
Indrid Cold

Who cares what the rest of your state ranks? Just be sure you're your state champion! Statistics are for under-achievers.

James Clark
James Clark

Plus in Alaska it's too cold to stay undressed too long

Tammy Pendino
Tammy Pendino

Alaska is 1:21. Makes sense there are 4 men to every female. Men wait longer there so the intensity builds up longer...

Steve Bagdon
Steve Bagdon

So, the phone app has to be running, and be able to sense motion and noise. FREAKY (spoken in the eTrade baby-voice).

James Hoff
James Hoff

4'33" is all she needs cause I'm so intense. It's business time.

Donald LaMacchia
Donald LaMacchia

Since I left St. Louis we dropped a few points but ladies I will be back soon...

John May
John May

Dear RFT please write real stories again. It's like you have been invaded by list loving frat boys. Thanks!

Michael Neely
Michael Neely

An average of 4 min 23 seconds... LOL! #weak

Brian Deskin
Brian Deskin

Ok, so, they gathered their data from the accelerometer in people's phones? Are people so addicted to their phones these days that they have to hold them while having sex? This is very weird to me

Couch Pig
Couch Pig

whiskey dick venereal diseases and fat toothless women can i get a amen

Jason M Parker
Jason M Parker

Brace urself, claims of two hour endurance coming

Greg Katski
Greg Katski

I'm proud of my fellow Missourians. Way to go everyone!

Jason M Parker
Jason M Parker

Brace yourselves, claims of three hour endurance coming soon

Abbers Evers
Abbers Evers

Isn't West Virginia spposed to be the most miserable state in the US?

Martienne Cotter
Martienne Cotter

It is a good place to be, but longest doesn't necessarily mean better. I mean, we're also the 6th drunkest city. Coincidence? ;)

visionofdenny
visionofdenny

As I said, family business is usually discussed. That's why it takes longer. 

David J. McCutcheon
David J. McCutcheon

Missouri is fifth longest at 4:22?? For real? I find that hard to believe (pun-intended).

Steve Mincer
Steve Mincer

well... they only let you stay in wal-mart fitting rooms for so long.

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