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Ballpark Village: 10 People Following the Dress Code Who Should Get Kicked Out Anyway


6. The Lumberjack
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He'll have to take that hat off on the second floor of the Budweiser Brew House, but first security should make sure his beard is up to their health code.

See also: Half of the Village People Banned From Ballpark Village By Dress Code

7. The First-Time Drinkers

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Those rosy cheeks and goofy grins indicate to us that these might not be the world's most experienced drinkers, although nothing about their outfits breaks the Ballpark Village dress code. Still. Go home, boys, before you puke in someone's hair.

8. The Illinois Fan

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If you love Illinois so much, take yourself back across the river, dude.

9. The Come-At-Me-Bro Bro

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He's ready to get into a fight. Luckily, it won't be a fight with a security guard over his outfit. He's not breaking the dress code, but he's showing too much hostility to stay out much longer. Time to call a cab.

10. The Polka Dot Prince

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This guy is about to fall over, and his friends are just getting started. Go home, bro. You're partied out.

Follow Lindsay Toler on Twitter at @StLouisLindsay. E-mail the author at Lindsay.Toler@RiverfrontTimes.com.


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