Wife Blogs Her Insane First Year Of Marriage, Loses Job, Attracts Hollywood Attention

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#uh-oh

Yes, Joe wrote: "The toilet, where you go to poop or pee, if you poo, wipe your butt," in a manuscript his wife was working on. Alice's Day 355 post begins, "Today I was fired."

"That's little bit of an embellishment, in that she didn't get fired from her job," Joe says.

"But," Alice says, "I was basically forced to quit."

The timing was especially bad as the incident occurred only a few days from their first anniversary.

"It was definitely serious," he says. "I thought she would see that and take it out. It was dumb to do that. And I'm not just saying that because I got yelled at about it."

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Alice passed the the 365-day mark just a couple of weeks ago, and with the blog blowing up in popularity, she doesn't see a reason to stop writing.

"I just think it's a realistic picture of what marriage is actually like for people," she says. "But at the end of the day, it's worth it."

Awww.

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Follow Danny Wicentowski on Twitter at @D_Towski. E-mail the author at Danny.Wicentowski@RiverfrontTimes.com


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11 comments
janie.l
janie.l

This is my favorite blog, and I didn't even know the writer was from St. Louis!!  Thank you for the article!    

David Schimpf
David Schimpf

Funny stuff. Would like to read the whole year's worth.

Billy Sturm
Billy Sturm

WOW. Took me a while but read the whole thing already. Funniest thing I've ever read!!! I LOVE this blog so much. CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE.

Amy Joan
Amy Joan

Hilarious! Glad to see an article about the positivity of marriage rather than another depressing divorce.

Ky Bradley
Ky Bradley

My co-workers and I read this during lunch....so. freaking. funny. Great writing. One lady spit cola everywhere.

Phil Stallone
Phil Stallone

Finally humor for smart people. Thank you RFT!

Julie Clooney
Julie Clooney

Come back to me after 10 years and then we'll see if this is worth reading. As for now, I'm not that impressed.

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