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5 Reasons Why Getting Marijuana Delivered in the Mail is Awesome

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4. Getting Packages in the Mail is Fun and Even Funner When it's Weed

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5. Mail-Delivered Weed Prevents Awkward Conversations with That Guy You Don't Really Like

Not everybody likes their weed dealer. He or she might be a good person and you don't really have anything against them, but maybe you just don't click and you'd rather just get your stuff and go. But that would be rude. And you need to maintain this relationship, so you stay, talk about the weather or civil engineering, and just feel weird for 20 minutes. And of course, there's always the possibility your weed dealer guilt-trips you into staying to smoke a joint, witness a murder, and then flee for your life from crooked cops and drug lords.

But mail-delivered weed? That allows you to indulge your anti-social smoker fantasies with no awkwardness and no hurt feelings whatsoever.

Too bad it's illegal.

See also: Meet Jeff Mizanskey, Missouri's Only Inmate Sentenced to Death in Prison for Pot

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Jeff Siler
Jeff Siler

What about the drug dealers??? If we legalize then they'll be out of the job. If the Crime Rate lowers then Police will have nothing to do, leading to their loss of jobs. If it gets legalizd here then there will be no need to have it shipped in, affecting Postal jobs... I say keep it the same and if you get caught with this illegal drug its your problem

Neil Aimaro
Neil Aimaro

I keep telling people that the prohibition has failed and most of them tell me that they agree with me but I don't think most of them fully understand what that means. This is our money leaving our state when we could be making it right here. Does anyone else not see that the longer states hold back on the legalization the harder things are going to be? This country really has some growing up to do. Legalize, regulate and tax it. Stop sending your money to Colorado and California or even worse To The Drug Cartels In Mexico and Afghanistan. Fight for legalization in your state and take credit for creating jobs and lowering the crime rate. Yes ladies and gentleman the numbers are in from Colorado and if you have been paying attention you would understand that Crime has actually gone down as a direct result of the state Legalizing, regulating and taxing Marijuana.

Jay-Z Jesse Zacher
Jay-Z Jesse Zacher

The point is...rft allowed this article to be published...it let's them prove that their style or voice is quite adolescent and unrefined...sure most of us might agree with the fact that weed is alright and shouldn't be illegal and yes a lot of us might want to be like "hey wouldn't it be cool if weed was legal and wouldn't it be cool if we could just mail it around"...but why pay someone to write an article like this (ESPECIALLY WITH SUCH FUCKING TYPOS) and basically publish the transcript of a really, really stoned conversation....?

Laurie Catanzaro-Vanover
Laurie Catanzaro-Vanover

My dad has been working for the post office for over 40 years and he will tell you that it is still illegal to mail weed. Idiots

David Ames
David Ames

Lol. Linsey Estes is pissed about not getting that proofreading job.

Linsey Estes
Linsey Estes

I am a firm proponent of the medicinal qualities of marijuana and this article is complete bullshit. Its illegal here, regardless of where its coming from, and if it were legal here we wouldn't need to have it shipped. Your company denied my application for proofreader, and that's a damn shame considering the typos and shitty grammar portrayed in this article. I have half a mind to delete the rft from my feed after all this. Write quality articles or fuck off.

Nakia Simpson
Nakia Simpson

Life is too short to be working long hours for someone else and not getting anywhere in life! Now it’s your turn to own your business, make your own hours and be your own boss! Inbox me so you can start living!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly Feldmann
Kelly Feldmann

Obviously someone must have been on weed when they wrote this article!

Ryan1AK
Ryan1AK

its still illegal to ship weed? thanks you dumb bitch!! im glad that wasn't the very last thing it said in the article or anything... hahah i bet your a real bright one! hahahaha NOT

Ryan1AK
Ryan1AK

its still illegal to mail weed?? thanks you dumb bitch!! that wasn't the last thing it said in the story or anything was it? i bet your a real bright one... HAHA

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