Picture of Giant Penis Mysteriously Appears on State Rep. Mark Parkinson's Twitter Feed

Categories: Politics, Sex

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A picture of a man with a mammoth donker appeared on State Representative Mark Parkinson's Twitter feed Monday.

The St. Charles Republican was out talking to voters and tweeting about what a beautiful day it was when, all of a sudden, his account was allegedly hacked and some jokester tweeted a picture of a man with the world's most serious case of morning wood.

It didn't take long for Parkinson to delete the image, but not before PoliticMo's Eli Yokely screengrabbed the gigantic jimmy and tweeted it for all of us to enjoy for the rest of time. Thanks, Eli!

After deleting the image, Parkinson apologized and said he needs to change his password.

He also tweeted that he was outdoors and nowhere near his computer, so he couldn't have tweeted the prodigious wang.

Although it might not be considered a good idea for politicians like Parkinson to tweet images of colossal throbbers, we have to admit that this was a bit more entertaining than Parkinson's usual tweets, which are mainly about how much he exercises.

Interestingly enough, the esteemed medical information website OMGfacts.com says that morning wood is a "healthy exercise for your man parts."

No word yet if the monster-size member is part of the Missouri GOP's health-care plan.

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13 comments
Nakia Simpson
Nakia Simpson

Things are getting more expensive especially gas…so why not start working in your own home and set your own hours! While you’re getting paid your also helping others in ways you could only imagine! To get started just inbox me and start living life the way it should be lived!!!!!!

Ty Oppelt
Ty Oppelt

Apparently someone thinks he is a giant prick! LOL

Donald Dc Crump
Donald Dc Crump

When we Americans learn to set our shellfish political differences aside and realize that both parties are truly against our nation. .. That will be the day.

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