The Soup Takes On Chesterfield Police Officer's Hidden Camera Poop Porn

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Joel McHale on The Soup.
A local news story about a Chesterfield police officer's hidden camera porn site earned a national audience last week on The Soup, Joel McHale's weekly round-up on E! of the most hilarious clips on television.

Chris Hayes' Fox 2 Now investigation helped Chesterfield Police identify one of their own, six-year officer David Cerna, as the twisted mind behind the hidden bathroom cameras in the Mobil On the Run just south of Chesterfield Mall.

(Cerna didn't stop there. Read about the Craigslist ads and the glory holes involved in our Daily RFT story: "Cops Arrest Cop for Secretly Recording Men Using Restrooms and Gloryholes for Porn Site")

Hayes' figured out which bathroom Cerna was broadcasting from with a little help from one of Cerna's victims, Rob Cheney. Luckily for us, Cheney has the light-hearted sense of humor necessary to turn his victimization into a hilariously epic interview.

"When I saw myself pooping, I was just like, you've got to be kidding me," Cheney tells Fox 2 Now in a twangy drawl. Cheney has only lived in the Chesterfield area for about three weeks. "Three weeks and I'm already on poop cam, pretty much. Three weeks, and everybody's seen me poop. That's terrible."

Lou Diamond Phillips, making a guest appearance on The Soup, didn't seem to think it was so terrible. After all, Cheney didn't even beat his record.

"Of course, my record is two weeks before everyone saw me poop," Phillips says, nodding confidently.

Hayes' super-sleuthing plan was to track down each bathroom Cheney had recently taken a dump in and match them to the videos on the porn site. That should be easy for a new-to-the-neighborhood like Cheney, right? How many public poops is this guy taking?

A lot, apparently. As McHale says on The Soup, Cheney is "quite the prolific pooper."

"I had to think because you don't document everywhere you go to the bathroom, so it took me awhile to pinpoint where it was," Cheney says.

From all of us here at Daily RFT, we'd like to heartily welcome Cheney to his new home in the St. Louis suburbs. We need more people who can make the nation laugh with frank and informative reports on their bowel movements.

h/t reddit

Follow Lindsay Toler on Twitter at @StLouisLindsay. E-mail the author at Lindsay.Toler@RiverfrontTimes.com.



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Tony Cro
Tony Cro

Lol o wow I been at that mobil

Matthew Susick
Matthew Susick

Leave it to Fox 2 to give you the straight poop.

Rodd Dierker
Rodd Dierker

A couple things there, Herbert: 1) No, I'm not talking about the troubled neighborhoods you mentioned. I'm referring to Soulard, CWE, Compton Heights, Benton Park, Cheorkee Antique Row, Tower Grove, The Grove, Forest Park, Lindell, West Delmar, The Riverfront and Downtown, Old North St. Louis, Grand Centre, Washington Place, among others. 2) Regarding the "defensiveness" you mention: did you ever stop to think it's because of screeching, loud, uninformed halfwits who make idiotic claims like the city is "rotten from the inside out". Perhaps they're defensive because uninformed, loud, screeching idiots, like you appear to be, pull cockamamie bullshit out of their fat asses and post it on this intellectual wasteland in the hopes that other like-minded simpletons will "LIke" it. A lot of folks, good folks, have worked very hard to rehab much of the city, they don't need nor deserve little shitballs making up lies about their hard work. 3) I live on 87 densely wooded acres in southern Gasconade County along the Bourbeuse River, not the city. I know, love and respect the city, and I find you loud know-nothings to be deeply offensive. And trust me, sweetie, it's not just the city folks who are repulsed by a lot of the shit that seeps out of the suburbs nowadays, we country folk are too.

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

Oh, go kiss a toilet seat! If any of us want to visit your crown jewels out on west I-64, that are way overpriced for their true value we are snubed. That is what goes on in Chesterfield, it is the way your city is run. Keep the real kaliedoscope of the human fabric out, as we are "holier than thou". The way we see things, is the reality that matters. We have the money, you don't. Oh, please kiss a toliet seat again. There are plenty of nighborhoods in the city that are rich, diverse, etc. Ever been to Lafayette Square, Bevo, Wilbur Park, St. Louis Hills, Ellendale, Franz Park, Bouluevard Hieghts, Compton Hights, Cliffton Hieghts, Southhampton or the Hill? Oh, that's right, they don't serve your point that St. Louis City is a craphole. Please, go kiss that porcelian toilet plated in brass again!

Rodd Dierker
Rodd Dierker

Surely you're not suggesting that public sector corruption is a St. Louis, or an inner city, phenomenon. There has always and will always be corruption in high places, that's why competent, non-reactionary oversight of the police, and other public entities, is so important. Other than a few suburban cities that surround the inner ring, there is no similarity whatsoever between St. Louis City and the surrounding 'burbs. Certainly not Chesterfield. St. Louis City has vibrant entertainment, unique multiculturalism and dramatically diverse neighborhoods not found anywhere else in the Midwest, combined with a unique and rich history steeped in American tradition. It's not perfect, nor is it a utopia; it's not for everyone. However, just because the city frightens a segment of folks, apparently including yourself, doesn't mean that it frightens everyone. And for those of us who don't live in blind fear, we're able to take advantage of all the wonderful things this city has to offer, whereas you, apparently, are not. For that reason I feel sorry for you.

Sami Nikole
Sami Nikole

This police officer pulled my friends and I over the night I turned 21, October 1st 2011, he then searched my friends car and all of our persons (there were 5 of us). We had been pulled over for going 5 over the speed limit, he took almost 2 hours questioning us and searching us that night. Complete abuse of police force. AND THIS IS A CHESTERFIELD POLICE OFFICER! NOT A CITY OFFICER!

Freddie Hamilton
Freddie Hamilton

So what reply would you offer for the corruption charges against the city police I. The not so distant past? Man, make it stop saint Louis has run it's course and headlines only give a rough generalization of what's really good. I'm from saint Louis so I know the in-between the lines. Chesterfield, ladue, Florissant...it's all Saint Louis. Unfortunately we live in a society where it only takes one to mess it up for the masses. One dumb ass cop, one dumb ass department, one year of extreme amounts of homicides...right.

Rodd Dierker
Rodd Dierker

Why the hell did they claim this pervert is a St. Louis police officer? That suggests he works for StL Metro PD; he does not, he works for Chesterfield Police. There is no similarity whatsoever, NONE, between the dedicated, hard working professionals that make up the St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department (OFFICIAL) and the wanna-be cops in Chesterfield. And the loudmouths and dimwits who make comments like "it's too late to save the city" based on a false headline, are as repugnant as they are uninformed.

Freddie Hamilton
Freddie Hamilton

Ksmith Wash....it's too late to save the city. The funny in this takes away from the fact that someone we trusted (an officer of the law) is a predator. R.I.P Stl

Ksmith Wash
Ksmith Wash

Better than being on the worldwide news for MASS KILLINGS, RACIST CRIMES ,& CHILD ABDUCTIONS! We really need to SAVE OUR CITY!!!!! STOP CRIME! PROTECT OUR CHILDREN!!!!

Tara Broadway
Tara Broadway

I want to know how he found that site in the first place. Was he looking for poop porn?..lol

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