14 Reasons St. Louis Drivers are the Absolute Worst

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Red lights are a mere suggestion!

I bet that light's about to turn green. I'll start honking now so this shitburger in front of me knows what's up.

THE CENTER TURN LANE IS FOR LEFT TURNS, RIGHT TURNS, PASSING AND JUST HANGING OUT.

Speed bumps? Never heard of 'em. Is that like herpes or something?

Say, is that a roundabout? Well, I guess I'll take both hands off the wheel and start jamming my head up my asshole now.

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It doesn't matter if you are elderly, a very young child, a mother struggling with a large stroller, on crutches, in a wheelchair, or have just tripped and fallen directly into the path of my speeding automobile -- I will NEVER, EVER STOP AT A CROSSWALK! I AM A ST. LOUIS DRIVER.



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