14 Reasons St. Louis Drivers are the Absolute Worst

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Red lights are a mere suggestion!

I bet that light's about to turn green. I'll start honking now so this shitburger in front of me knows what's up.

THE CENTER TURN LANE IS FOR LEFT TURNS, RIGHT TURNS, PASSING AND JUST HANGING OUT.

Speed bumps? Never heard of 'em. Is that like herpes or something?

Say, is that a roundabout? Well, I guess I'll take both hands off the wheel and start jamming my head up my asshole now.

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It doesn't matter if you are elderly, a very young child, a mother struggling with a large stroller, on crutches, in a wheelchair, or have just tripped and fallen directly into the path of my speeding automobile -- I will NEVER, EVER STOP AT A CROSSWALK! I AM A ST. LOUIS DRIVER.



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Jessica Payne
Jessica Payne

Nope. I just moved from Chicago after 7 years there. St. Louis is definitely worst in my experiences. Now the actual roads in Chicago are another story...

Jenna Nana
Jenna Nana

Lindsey Phelps STL drivers are the worst drivers

Cat Dia
Cat Dia

Shout out to everyone who's crawled out of an overturned car on the backroads of Jefferson county. I was not driving.

Jeff Grose
Jeff Grose

Please. Y'all have absolutely NOTHING on us down in NOLA. I think New Orleans drivers are the worst on the planet.

Jason Scott Dagne
Jason Scott Dagne

Yeah have an idiot turn they're right signal on, but turned left cutting me off lucky I saw dumbfuck in the nick of time. Ppl need to go back to drivers ed or don't drive at all.

Lisa Dowell
Lisa Dowell

What the fuck is a blinker? Maybe that's the problem, you don't know what the parts of the car are called or used for.

Amanda Santure
Amanda Santure

After driving in downtown Chicago, the land of non existent lanes and stoping in the fast or slow lane to park any time you want, I'll never say STL is bad again...

Amanda Santure
Amanda Santure

I was just thinking that. The land of no lanes...

Melissa Lockhart
Melissa Lockhart

St. Charles (just west of StL) is the WORST for racing yellow lights.

Dave Coleman
Dave Coleman

A waste of energy! Nothing more than a complete bitch session.

Eric Lachmiller
Eric Lachmiller

These things are hardly unique to St. Louis. Bottom line is, people are people, bad drivers are everywhere, and we all think that we're the best driver on the road.

Lindsay Barbeau
Lindsay Barbeau

Colorado drivers are pretty crappy! Talk about some TAILGATING JACKASSES! Granted I have family & friends that live in Colorado and its a beautiful state but holy fuck those drivers get way too close to the back bumper! Chicago drivers are definitely NOT any better! Turn signal, blinker, directional, what the hell is that?! God forbid we waste electricity to use that to show others a direction you are going to turn >_

Chris Gee
Chris Gee

And don't get me started on people not using their fucking blinkers!

Chris Gee
Chris Gee

Yes. The worst fucking drivers ever! And snow seems to be the magic powder that turns Missouri drivers into bigger fuck heads that usual.

Larry Feyen
Larry Feyen

Just watch illinois drivers drive in STL... its like they forget how to drive...

Adam B. Casey
Adam B. Casey

I am so not looking forwards to returning to the U.S. mostly because of the crappy drivers.

JamieJ1
JamieJ1

...once more, the RFT shows a complete disconnect with the city that it publishes in.  (Especially since they are from out of town now, so how do you KNOW what's going on anywhere near the riverfront.)  Either way, I've driven all over the US and live deep in the heart of the South Side of STL.  Shittiest drivers, most entitled drivers, no one has any right to be on this road but me drivers, screw what ever you gotta do, I'mma stop right in the middle of the street and holla at my homies and if you try to drive around me I'mma freak all the way out on you (AFTER you pass my car and don't hit it) about "don't you hit my car mother*cker", (because you know you ain't got no insurance on that hoopty), I finally got a car and you need to give me my respect, b*tch, get the fuck outta my way drivers... lmfao.  RFT, you need some local reporters.

Josh Revelle
Josh Revelle

I used to think Illinois drivers were the worst, until I moved to the city. St Louis is the worst! And what pisses me off the most is when you let somebody out of a parking lot or let them over into your lane, and they don't give you the wave. I want that fuckin wave!

Brandy Gilliam
Brandy Gilliam

And that has What to do with the actual ability to drive though?

Sharon Walker
Sharon Walker

I think all drivers have gotten worse at driving since all the new technology is in cars and on our person. Older drivers have not changed because they won't use that stuff while driving. If you see someone driving way slower than the speed limit and swerving all over the road...they are not drunk....usually they are texting....and they will kill you. I have noticed people just talking on the phone driving crazy like that.

Josh Maroon
Josh Maroon

James Robert I love how RFT always uses this photo. I think this is the 9th time I have seen them attach this to an article.

JamieJ1
JamieJ1

It's because they are lazy f*cks that live no where near STL and have no clue about what is going on here though they have the ability to "report" on what is going on here.


Alex Peck
Alex Peck

Im from st.louis&live down here in the ozarks.Springfield drivers are the worst,nondriving hillbillies ive ever seen!

Matthew Henard
Matthew Henard

After moving away from the Midwest...I must say hands down Cali(Los Angeles)/Nevada(Las Vegas) drivers take the #1 slot for worst drivers.

Sean Gremaud
Sean Gremaud

IL is great for no bullshit car registration and taxes.

Sharon Walker
Sharon Walker

Chicago is not better than STL. You can get killed easily walking around Chicago. I know. I have walked around in Chicago. Traffic in LA is notoriously bad. I think all drivers have gotten worse at driving since all the new technology is in cars and on our person.

Dawn Rednour
Dawn Rednour

I've always said this about St.Lou drivers lol and I'm from St.Lou lol

Earl Kliethermes
Earl Kliethermes

I always feel like the drivers are excellent in St. Louis.

Tim Iman
Tim Iman

I get a kick out of the SUV drivers who think they own every lane on the road. Especially those who think I should move over when they get right on my bumper. You know, its damn near impossible to clear oil off your windshield with your wipers, especially while you're doing 60+ on the interstate. Just something for the tailgaters to keep in mind.

Mack Kirk
Mack Kirk

Nah, I grew up in Jeff City. I never saw it hardly at all til moving here. People act like 90% of their gas usage is from headlights or something.

Schwamily Hackschwar
Schwamily Hackschwar

So true!!! Yall are the worst!! I actually miss my Cali traffic. I never thought I'd say that . Hahaha

Robert L Massie Sr
Robert L Massie Sr

Oh... but I got my first license in MISSOURI. Ummmmm.....try again, swizzlestick.

Mack Kirk
Mack Kirk

Twatwaffle. I like that. May reuse.

Mack Kirk
Mack Kirk

I've never driven in another city where seemingly every 10th car has their headlines off at night.

Robert L Massie Sr
Robert L Massie Sr

Never been out of the Lou, huh? There's a whole world of douchenozzles out there.

Robert L Massie Sr
Robert L Massie Sr

Oh, yeah, 'cause we're just too dumb to leave the house in the first place.

Scott Harmann
Scott Harmann

I hate STL traffic. Give me Chicago or LA where the the 405 and 101 meet up during rush in the rain. Much better

Pedro Norte
Pedro Norte

There is no way that the person who wrote this has ever been to NJ.

Meghan Haftman
Meghan Haftman

I feel like "Lane? What lane?! The whole road is my lane" could also be added..

Justin Vann
Justin Vann

What? no mention of the insane merging and lane changing practices? I don't think this was well researched... or written. Honestly I'm disappointed. Shame.

Mona Becker
Mona Becker

I guess the author has never driven in Boston.

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