St. Louis Tryst Leads to Firing of ESPN Analyst Steve Phillips

Last week we noted how St. Louis is a terrible place for sports figures to launch affairs. Yesterday we saw our theory hold up when ESPN fired baseball analyst Steve Phillips.

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The former GM for the New York Mets, Phillips had quickly risen through the ranks of the sports network sitting alongside Jon Miller and Joe Morgan on the network's Sunday night broadcasts.

But news that he engaged in an extra-marital affair with a fellow ESPN employee, caused the sports channel to dismiss him Sunday. Phillips and 22-year-old Brooke Hundley first consummated their relationships in a St. Louis hotel room the week of the All-Star Game.

Hundley -- in explicit detail -- wrote a letter to Phillips' wife describing the affair and later stalked Phillips and his family. In a statement yesterday, ESPN said:

Old Guy Publishes Albert Pujols' Home Address, NY Times Glowingly Reports

You may recall the brouhaha that ensued last month when Riverfront Times published the home addresses of a handful of St. Louis Cardinals personalities in our 2009 All-Star Game special supplement.

Today someone forwarded me a link to a New York Times story that hit, uh, close to home.

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All-Star Banner is Perfect for Fixer-Upper Fans...and it's only $250

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(Cue Unreal's best Billy Mays carnival barker voice)

Expecting company soon? Own a fixer-upper home that needs a facelift?! Just don't have the time or budget for those costly repairs?! Lucky for you, Unreal is here to help!

For the low, low one-time buy-now price of just $250, you can own an official MLB All-Star banner. This 2 1/2 foot by 7 foot piece of custom screen-printed fabric once graced the streets of downtown St. Louis and impressed baseball fans from across the country with the festive splendor of a city sprucing up for the national spotlight.

Obama Responds ... to the Daily RFT?

Last week we posted a short article asking readers their opinion on which of President Barack Obama's fashion statements was worse at the All-Star Game: his White Sox jacket or his creased, obamama jeans?

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Did the POTUS catch wind of our blog post? Perhaps.

This week, Obama told an NBC reporter "I heard they were cracking on my jeans," but that he couldn't care less. More important is how the First Lady appears. "Michelle, she looks fabulous," says Obama. "I'm a little frumpy.

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More photos of Obama at the All-Star game.

Warning: Do NOT Purchase Tickets From Destitute Scalpers at Incredibly Low Prices

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Why? Because the tickets are likely to be fake.

Such is what happened to one ignorant unfortunate couple who purchased a pair of bogus tickets for the All-Star Game on Tuesday. St. Louis police report that the incident was the only case they know about in which a scalper passed fake tickets. This from the police:
The victims in the incident state that they bought two tickets for a total of $150 from the suspect and when they tried to use them at the gate were told the tickets were no good.  Police located the suspect and he was arrested. The suspect, who was unkept in appearance and is unemployed, said he'd been approached by a man who promised he would buy him food if he'd help sell tickets. The suspect was unable to provide any further description of the man.

Don't Blame Pujols: An Apology

I have to get something off my chest about the 80th Major League Baseball All-Star Game.

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Did you watch it? In case you didn't, the National League lost 4-3, marking the thirteenth consecutive year the NL failed to win the most venerable all-star contest in all of professional sports.

And I think it's my fault. Not all thirteen games, mind you; just the one Tuesday night.

Why?

Well, did you see how Albert Pujols played? The NL's starting first baseman, top overall All-Star vote getter and consensus Best Player in Baseball went nothing for three at the plate. To make matters worse, he committed an error in the first inning that led to the AL's first two runs.

Yes, Pujols did go on to field his position adroitly before being replaced in the seventh inning, but all told it was an uncharacteristically lackluster performance from the future Hall of Famer, a man who was carrying the weight of an entire baseball-mad (if somewhat down at the heels) city on his shoulders. And now the American League gets the home-field advantage -- again -- when World Series time rolls around.

Blame me.

Missed the Celebrity Softball All-Star Game? Not to Worry, This Video from Andy Richter Will Make Your Taco Pop

Too lazy to peel your humid hiney off the couch to see any of Sunday's All Star Game activities?

Not to worry. Andy Richter, Conan O'Brien's sidekick, came to the Big Muddy for the Celebrity Softball game and brought home to The Tonight Show a precious little mockumentary.
 
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Richter ribs STL natives Jenna Fischer and Jon Hamm, among other right-armed luminaries, before making a few flubs on the field. NBC hasn't made the clip excerptable on its site, so we've just pasted a screen shot above.

Click here for the clip. Gratuitous Ortega Taco Sauce joke included with viewing. 

Philly Fans Nitpick Cardinals "Sign Man" Marty Prather

Poor Marty Prather. He of the immaculate signs at Busch Stadium.

Earlier this week one of Prather's placards with a wrong word choice got picked up by the Philadelphia sports blog, The Fightins.

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Prather should have used the word "capital" as in a city that serves as the official seat of government and not "capitol" which means the building that houses a government's legislature.

Now Phillies fans are letting Prather and his questionable word usage have it. Here's what one fan (Will H.) writes on thefightins.com:
st. louis and their love afair with themselves is irritating. no one thinks so highly of themselves more than cardinals fans. who the hell labels themself the baseball capital/capitol of the world? next time the game comes to philly, im going to make an expensive, awkward sign too. "welcome to philly, fuck you all"
Umm, Mr. H, "afair" and "themself"? Looks who's talking.

Post-Dispatch to MLB: Can We Have the All-Star Game in St. Louis Every Year? Please!!

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An All-Star Game cover of the Post-Dispatch now for sale on stltoday.com for $19.95.
The All-Star Game was very kind to the hometown daily. The media-focused magazine Editor & Publisher yesterday reported that the Post-Dispatch increased its press run by 20,000 copies today and yesterday based on demand for its All-Star Game coverage.

And the daily's website has seen even bigger gains. Post-Dispatch editor Arnie Robbins tells E&P that Stltoday.com had a record 2.7 million page views on Monday -- its highest one-day total since launching in the mid-1990s.

The site reached its record of 2.55 million a year ago -- July 20, 2008 -- when InBev completed its purchase of Anheuser-Busch and a Maplewood firefighter was gunned down.

Says Robbins:
"We have the best coverage of the All-Star game anywhere. Fans from the area want to know about things like traffic around the game and events, and out of towners basically are fans of the game who want to know about this game, too."

Looking to Catch All-Star Players Leaving St. Louis? Head to Cahokia, Not Lambert.

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The St. Louis Business Journal had an interesting story Monday about traffic at the St. Louis Downtown Airport in Cahokia, Illinois.

The paper reported that business doubled at the airport Monday as corporate jets from around the country descended on St. Louis for the All-Star Game.

The airport has added a half-dozen extra employees to deal with all the flights. And one can only expect that the airport will see a similar surge in traffic today as big-ticket fans and All-Star players depart St. Louis.  

All-Star Game Opening Ceremony Highlights for the ADD-Addled

Did the sweeping music of the All-Star game's opening ceremonies lull you to sleep? Did the "All-Stars Among Us" video bore you to tears, or just cause you to change the channel? Did all that talking by MC Joe Buck aggravate you? If so -- but you still want to catch up on a bit o' baseball history that happened right here in St. Louis tonight -- here's your rundown, courtesy of a television that's older than the American League's winning streak.

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Ryan Franklin and his beard are introduced.


What Should Obama Wear to Throw Out First Pitch?

Newsweek blog ponders: "As Obama Heads to the All-Star Game, a Debate Over What to Wear"

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Unreal replies:

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Voilà!

Photos: Official Playboy All-Star Bash at Lure Nightclub

Press cameras officially were not allowed into Lure Nightclub last night, because of presence of the dozens of pro athletes, musicians and actors promised to be in attendance. For those willing to pay $175 to get in the door (but hey, there was an open bar!), there were indeed a few athletes with whom to rub elbows but hardly the entire All-Star Game lineup.

This afternoon a few photos of the bacchanalia have emerged.  

(View a naughty slideshow here, and a more family-friendly photo album here.)

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Johnathan Papelbon, center, and Tim Wakefield, right of the Red Sox. Insert your own thought and speech bubbles now.
More photos, with less celebrities but more Playboy-like cocktail waitresses, after the jump.

Rain Rain Go Away

It's already looking stormy, with showers imminent in the next couple hours. But, more unfortunately, the forecast for tonight is dicey: 

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Where You Should Have Been For the Home Run Derby Last Night

It wasn't inside the stadium, where beers cost $8.75 and tickets $200 and up (though at least one scalper downtown was selling for $100).

(View slide show here.)

No, the real party was on Walnut Street right outside the left-field gates to Busch Stadium. Several hundred people were packed in between "Ballpark Village" and the stadium, watching the action on the Jumbotron, roaring every time they caught a glimpse of a long home-run ball soaring into the stands, and chanting "Let's go Albert" whenever the hometown slugger took a turn.

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When Pujols stepped up to bat the end of the first round, the atmosphere was electric and the excitement palpable. When he was down to his final two outs and looking like he wouldn't advance in the contest, there was a collective sinking feeling. One drunk guy with two gold front teeth, standing on a cooler of Budweiser cans, started taking $100 bets that Pujols wouldn't make the cut. Everyone breathed a deep sigh of relief moments later when El Hombre evened things up with a few quick swings of the bat. One guy, sipping a can of Stag, was heard to say (seriously) "This will be the greatest moment of our lives."

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Unfortunately for these guys, no balls left the yard.

St. Louis Tweets the All-Star Fest and the Home Run Derby

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Robert Kuhlmann admires Ryan Howard.

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Post Dispatch reporter, reports via Twitter. 

FBI Brings "Silver Bullet" to St. Louis, Offers Day's Corniest Sound Bite, Hires KSDK Reporter Rebecca Wu

Um, where to begin? We here at Daily RFT are getting bombarded today with announcements from the St. Louis branch of the FBI.

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For starters, the agency reports that it's bringing its "Silver Bullet" to St. Louis for the All-Star Game.

What is the FBI's Silver Bullet? Why it's a 30-pack of ice cold Coors Light. Duh!

No seriously, the Silver Bullet is a "highly specialized mobile command center" used to respond to catastrophes and pre-planned special events, such as Hurricane Katrina, the G-8 Summit and Super Bowl. The Bullet will be on display today in front of the Soldier's Memorial downtown. John Gillies -- director of the St. Louis FBI -- used the arrival of the specialized RV to throw out today's most tortured baseball sound bite. 

Say Gillies: "This command center gives the FBI the ability to communicate with anyone, anytime using secure lines. Our pre-event planning has prepared us for any curveballs that are thrown our way. It is all a part of what the FBI does to protect you from terrorist attacks and other security threats so the fans can sit back and enjoy the game."

In related news the agency today also announced that it's hired KSDK (Channel 5) reporter Rebecca Wu as its new public affairs specialist.

Shawn Johnson is an Oompa Loompa

That has to be what Chingy is thinking here:

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The gold medal-winning Olympic gymnast (turned Dancing With the Stars champ) is actually 4 feet 9 inches tall, according to her Wikipedia page. And judging from the cuts she was taking at the 'Home Run Derby' portion of FanFest, a warm-up for the celebrity softball game yesterday, she should stick to the balance beam instead of the baseball diamond. *Update 10/14: After seeing her do backflips on the way to first base after drawing a walk in the actual celebrity softball game, I take it all back. If she is an Oompa, she is the cutest, most agile Loompa that ever lived.

Want to Own Bob Gibson's 1967 World Series Ring? Now You Can!

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Ahh, the All-Star Game in St. Louis. Time for Cardinals Nation to take a collective breath and treasure the priceless baseball memories and jewels we hold so dear. Right?

Just try telling that to Cardinals legend Bob Gibson. As reported last Friday in the Wall Street Journal, the former pitching great plans to cash in this month on several big-ticket Cardinals collectibles he's accumulated over the years as a player and team dignitary. Those items include his:
  • 1967 and 2006 Cardinals World Series rings
  • 1968 MVP and Cy Young awards
  • rookie contract with the Cardinals
  • the game ball from his first big-league win
The items go up for sale July 31 at Legendary Auctions.

Gibson's spokesman, Dick Zitsman, tells WSJ that the ex-pitcher is keeping some items of sentimental value, but has decided to auction off other trinkets now because the market is strong.

"Financially, he's well off," Zitsman assures WSJ. "For the high-end stuff, it's always going to be good." 

"The Worst-Case Scenario is God-awful Weather"

Those words were uttered in our feature story this week by Ann Chance, St. Louis' special events coordinator and the city's point-person for All-Star Game planning. Unfortunately for St. Louis, MLB, and everyone else who plans on going outside this weekend, it looks like Chance's "worst-case scenario" might come true: it's shaping up to be a wet weekend.

Here's the forecast from Weather.com, read it and weep, All-Star revelers:
 
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First Impressions of MLB's All-Star FanFest at America's Center

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It started with a glimpse. Walking from a hard-fought parking spot on Lucas Ave toward the entrance to the Convention Center on Washington, I spied a slight, aging black man wearing a white Cardinals jersey with a number 1 and the name Smith stitched across the shoulders.

Normally an Ozzie Smith Cardinals jersey wouldn't draw a second glance in downtown St. Louis,  but this is All-Star Week. This was the real deal: the Wizard himself strolling down the street, escorted by a phalanx of big burly security guards. While celebrity sightings will probably get old quick- this was the first and thus a titillating indication of what to expect for the next five days.

Yes, MLB's All-Star FanFest, the sprawling baseball extravaganza in the America's Center, began today and red-clad Cardinal Nation was out force. And so were the bigwigs.

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While the entry line wrapped around the block at 8:45 this morning, inside Mayor Slay eyeballed a statue of "Cool Papa" Bell before sashaying over to shake hands with Smith and Cardinals President Bill DeWitt. All three gave speeches before the gates opened and baseball fans (who either took off work for the occasion or are gleefully unemployed) stampeded into baseball's equivalent of a three-ring circus.

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Autographs from Joe Buck to Bill Buckner to everybody else ever.
Spread across the entire building are hundreds-of-thousands of dollars worth of memorabilia-- everything from a Milwaukee Brewers World Championship Ring ($557), to an autographed black and white picture of Mickey Mantle signing autographs for little kids ($501, for that meta-moment), to an autographed Stan "The Man" jersey ("Ask for price", which probably means its too expensive). There's also a collection of artifacts on loan from Cooperstown that aren't for sale and at least three Cardinals World Series Trophies on display. And baseballs, thousands and thousands of baseballs.

There are interactive exhibits--batting cages where the pitches are thrown by video screens of big league pitchers, an indoor field, a place where visitors can do a play by play of a taped baseball game-- to the point that the scale is quite staggering, really. There's also enough merchandising and advertising that I felt like my wallet lightened just standing there.

Is it worth the $30 price of admission ($25 for kids)? Probably, if only because it's a helluva lot cheaper than $1,000 scalped tickets to the All-Star Game.

But if you are one of the 200,000 people who have already bought tickets, here are a few pieces of advice...

Captured Pit Bulls Need...Peanut Butter?!

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Any of you animal-lovers heading down yonder to downtown to the All-Star hoopla this weekend might consider bringing along a tub or two of creamy peanut butter.

You know those 378 pit bulls taken into custody by the Humane Society of Missouri following Wednesday's bust of allegedly the biggest dog-fighting ring in U.S. history?

Well, that's 378 pit bulls who could really get busy with some creamy peanut butter.

Apparently pit bulls dig licking peanut butter out of jars and large toys. It takes a long time. It keeps them occupied. That way they don't bite or fight. (Is it just me, or does owning a pit bull sound really messy?)

So Purina and the St. Louis Petlover Coalition, which were already sponsoring an event this Saturday, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. at 700 Market Street, are now hoping good Samaritans will help the rescued pit bulls by dropping off any of the following: large box fans; sheets; full-size towels; blankets; shredded paper; newspaper; sturdy dog toys, and of course a can or two of PB. Make sure it's creamy.

Don't believe me? See for yourself.
 

Black Trade Group Plans Shutdown of Interstate 70 Prior to All-Star Game

The African-American Business and Contractors Association says it will shutdown a part of Interstate 70 this coming Monday, a day before St. Louis plays host to the All-Star Game.

The group made its announcement at a press conference yesterday. (Video below.)



Hilary Ogunrinde, a member of AABCA, told media that the shutdown will protest the lack of road construction jobs awarded to black contractors. The shutdown comes ten years and one day after a similar protest closed Interstate 70 in north St. Louis. That shutdown (July 12, 1999) led to 125 arrests and the conviction of the Rev. Al Sharpton of violating two city ordinances -- walking on a highway and refusing to obey police. 

Ogunrinde said this year's shutdown will be a "peaceful act of observance" and her group does not anticpate any arrests.

St. Louis Digs the Long Ball: Price for Home Run Derby Tickets Up as All-Star Game Drop



I was reminded this morning of the Nike commercial above (laughable these days in that it doesn't have Greg Maddux and Tom Glavine injecting each other in the ass with steroids in their quest to be like Mark McGwire) when I stumbled across the following factoid...

According to RazorGator.com, one of the leading secondary ticket market sites in the country, the average ticket prices to the 2009 MLB All-Star Game in St. Louis is down more than 50 percent while the price of a Home Run Derby ticket is up almost 10 percent.

Here's how RazorGator breaks down the prices for this year and the previous two All-Star Games held in San Francisco and New York. 

Now That Is A Banner

In this week's feature story, the case of Ballpark Lofts Building Number 8 is offered up as "the most illustrative example of St. Louis' concern with keeping up appearances as it struggles to sustain development during the recession."

In short, Kevin McGowan, the developer who owns the building located just west of Busch, was hamstrung by the recession, ensuring that his once-promising piece of downtown real estate would remain a "dilapidated pile of bricks" with dozens of broken windows. Trying to make good with the city, he sought out a giant banner to cover up the eyesore. Unfortunately for him, All-Star weeks kicks off tomorrow and he still hasn't found a suitable shroud.

Maybe he should call his neighbors to the south, just across Highway 40, to find out where they got their sweet window dressing:

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Smokers: You're Out at the All-Star Game

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This Cardinals fan shouldn't have any problem entering the ballpark, despite his camo hat and Rebel flag tatoos.
The Cardinals and Major League Baseball today announced security policies for the All-Star Game and related events.

The organizations say that a good rule of thumb is that anything that would be banned from a commercial flight will also be prohibited from Tuesday night's All-Star Game. Like airport procedures, all fans will be required to pass through a metal detector before entering the stadium for the All-Star Game, in which President Barack Obama is slated to throw out the first pitch.

And unlike most Cardinals games, smokers will not be allowed to exit and re-enter Busch Stadium for a cigarette during the game. Once someone leaves the ballpark, they're out for good.

Security won't be as tight for Monday's Home Run Derby and other events though fans won't be able to bring any water bottles into the stadium and are to limit any bags to 16-inch x 16-inch.

In related news, the St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department announced today its teaming with the FBI, ATF, Missouri Highway Patrol and (somehow) the Sikeston and Florissant police to patrol downtown during the All-Star festivities. Law authorities will be in uniform and  undercover and will be patrolling by car, foot, bike and, yes, scooter.
 

Bitching About All-Star Clean-Up

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If you haven't read our "Extreme Makeover: All-Star Edition" feature story this week (and since it was just published a few hours ago, you probably haven't) click here to check it out. 

Too lazy to click on the link? Here's the scoop: it's all about St. Louis' extensive preparations for the All-Star Game -- from repaving the streets around Busch Stadium to building Citygarden to the softball field of dreams at Busch Stadium --  and what the city hopes to accomplish by putting it's best face forward for all the out-of-towners. It also raises the question: why isn't this type of clean-up/infrastructure-building happening 365 days a year?

Turns out we aren't the only ones to notice all the extra-special sprucing up. Local blogger Pamela Merritt--who pens Angry Black Bitch (the RFT's Best Blog of 2008) -- published her own scathing observations this morning:

Alyssa Milano to "Touch" Them All at All-Star Game

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Question: Who's the Boss when it comes to hitching her clothing company to sporting spectacles?

Why it's none other than actress Alyssa Milano who just sent out a press release announcing that she, too, will be in town for this coming week's All-Star Game festivities. The television actress has used NBA games, the Super Bowl, and even a Cardinals game last September to market Touch, her hoochie-mama clothing line for the female sports fan.

Fans who purchase a Touch item at the official Cardinals Team Store at Busch Stadium beginning today through Sunday, July 12, will be able to participate in the special autograph session with Milano between 3:30 and 4:30 p.m. on July 12 at the Touch by Alyssa Milano boutique (Section 505 at Busch Stadium).

So, sports fans, are you as touched as I am with this news?

Video of Milano modeling Touch products and a copy of today's press release after the jump. 

But Wait! Now You Can Protest Every Living U.S. President at the All-Star Game!

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Our post earlier today about the St. Louis Tea Party's plans to protest the All-Star Game and President Barack Obama (who's throwing out the first pitch) has generated quite a bit of chatter on this blog.

Now we're back to report some good news for people who don't have a beef (per se) with Obama but got plenty to gripe about other U.S. presidents.

Major League Baseball today announced that all living U.S. presidents (Jimmy Carter, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Barack Obama) will appear in a special video to appear just before the start of the All-Star Game. The presidents will be honoring 30 "All-Stars Among Us" -- men and women recognized by MLB and People  magazine for their acts of giving and service to their communities.

MLB says its the first time that all living presidents have participated together in a sporting event. It's also the first time -- to our knowledge -- that the presidents have appeared together in a video since Saturday Night Live's hilarious TV Funhouse cartoons depicting the crime-fighting "X Presidents."

Check out MLB's press release on the presidential video, after the jump.

There's No Crying in Baseball -- Just Try Telling that to the St. Louis Tea Party

Because they just haven't fussed enough this year, the St. Louis Tea Party -- the folks who brought you a rally at the Arch in February, an April protest at Kiener Plaza and the picketing of President Barack Obama's "100 Day" speech in Arnold -- now plan to bring their tear parade to the All-Star Game in downtown St. Louis next Tuesday.

Why? Because Obama is scheduled to throw out the first pitch and the sore losers with the Tea Party just can't let an opportunity pass without turning it into a sob fest. This according to the group's website:
"We have a front row seat and a national audience to tell the president to stop spending, stop borrowing, stop lying and stop exceeding his Constitutional authority."
Someone tell me. Where is Tom Hanks' character, coach Jimmy Dugan, when you need him?

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