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Weirdest Lost and Found Items on St. Louis Craigslist

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Now that it's summer, it's super easy to misplace things while you're off having fun wearing awesome patriotic gear or watching your new favorite sport. People leave all kinds of items in weird places. A wallet here. A pair of sunglasses there. A light-up Iron Man mask with voice activation under there. You know, the usual.

But on Craigslist, nothing is "the usual." Resisting the urge to peek at the local Missed Connection postings, we took a spin through the Lost and Found section to see if we could help our dear readers locate the things they can't live without. We knew there would be many wayward cats and dogs listed (Get help finding your pet here!), but we were surprised to discover plenty of other weird stuff that St. Louisans misplace. Read on to find out if any of it's yours. (Note: all spelling, capitalization, wording and punctuation are exactly as they appear in the original ads.)

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Uh, Why Weren't WE Invited to This Party?

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He's So Aptly Named

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Soulard Girl Flatulates, Guy Falls in Love

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Just the toots of us


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Open Letter to a Traffic-Jammin' Beauty

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What does a girl have to do?

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An Awkward Sexual Metaphor Involving Food

Every so often, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

Yum...?
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You're Like Sarah Palin, But Hotter!

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You betcha!
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Let's Talk About Titty Thursdays

Every so often, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

Someone please take him to a strip joint.
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"I Saw Your Big Boner at Lowe's"

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So many tools in this post.
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Spurned Girl Attacks Car?

Every so often, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

Check your stove for a boiling bunny.
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Lover's Lament, Creep's Fantasy, Woman's Lust

Every so often, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

The Note
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