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Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

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​The things that i could never tell you - w4m - (Maryland Heights)

When I make love to my husband I see your face....every single time.

asains ladies - m4w - 49 - (south city)

want to be a mis connection. wheres the lovely asain girls at ?im white

Let me help find your lost friends/loved ones - 35 - (Wood River, Illinois)

I can help find your lost friends/loved ones for a small fee. I only charge if I get the results(which I usually do) Email me here with the last known name, age, address, school, etc of the person to search for.

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

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expecting your child - w4m - 35 - (your house)

Get off the computer and get in bed...nobody's looking for you, so give it up. You are stuck with what you got.

adam why you gotta look so tight in 'em jeans - w4m - (next to glendirella)

adam why you gotta look so tight in 'em jeans
if i were a paper factory i'd have a bulge in my reams
wanna slap some maple syrup on your nipples and cream
all over you and 'em tight ass jeans!

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

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​1) How to cram the word "pantyhose" four times into one post:

fabric store in crystal city - 33 - (63028)

you were with your mom and daughter, i was with my wife. you had on a dress and tan pantyhose. you bent down and when you went to stand up you stood on your dress, you gave me a very nice look at your great ass and sexy pantyhose. if you read this i would like to here from you, i would like to see you in those pantyhose again maybe this time you could show me the front of your pantyhose

2) Sounds like YOU were the one who didn't follow through, old chap:

Grappa Grill Last Night - m4w - (St. Charles)

You had the strongest fuck-me eyes I've seen in quite some time. You even leaned over to watch me leave and walk down the sidewalk. Wanna follow through?

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the most intriguing posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

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​hockey mom - m4w -
k here's the deal. I hav the hots for hockey moms. Especially a few of the moms associated with my team. Our team is in Illinois. Metro East. Email me and tell me what team you play for or give me some hints. Or if a hockey coach turns you on email me.

morningstar church - w4m - 20 - (east st louis)
I think u was so sexy boy...sitting there in the house of the lord looking like a piece of fresh meat..im a older woman i hope u can handle all theses goodies i got...let me know..you had long dreads and was tall and skinny...also, i think some people might call u ferari britney

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

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Where, we ask, is this clown's left hand?

​bus scene - 24 - (STL)

You were at the bustop at Southwest and McCausland whacking off in a clown suit. I like your style, let's get together.

took picture of you... - m4m - 27 - (CWE)

at the coffee shop...and you caught me...i was so embarrassed... hope i didn't make you feel uncomfortable...

ham N eggs - m4w - 46 - (ofallon mo)

hi carrie you refillles my water this am around 8 I sit up front like get to no you better ty Tim

To the Shop-n-Save Shoplifter - 24 - (Granite City, IL)

I hope to hell you got caught.

Me and 3 other people, including an officer, chased after you. And I'm sure you know by now but your dumb ass dropped your car keys while running away from us.

I hope your free alcohol was worth the jail time and community service you're gonna get for shoplifting and evading arrest.

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

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​the hot hitchhiker on 141 - m4w - 30 - (big bend)
To the hot chick i picked up in the rain friday evening. did you get things worked out with your husband? we had a great time at my house waiting for your friend to come get you. we finished just in time. btw get yourself checked out. i probably gave you herpes... sorry.

You are my professor - w4m -
I've been in your M-W-F class for six weeks now. Can you GET any hotter? So many theories come to mind...

professor at Wash - m4m -
hi, you are professor I met you in CWE twice and you sucked my cock. I want to get with you again, if you read this please answer me.

Every so often, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the most interesting posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

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Biological Father - 27 - (St. Louis, Missouri)

I am looking for my biological father.
His name is Daniel Lynn Herndon
His mother, my grandmother's name is MaryAnne

My mom and him were not married. She was around 18 at the time I was born and he lived upstairs in St. Louis, Missouri.

milf in black bmw thur in sauget illinois on hwy 3 - m4w - 24 - (waitin on train 3s sauget ill)

We was waitin on a train you where in a black bmw I was in my work truck u were a business ladie very beautiful older ladie. U caught me starrin several times and before the train ended u looked and smiled I was lookin for a wedding ring and u wasn't I wanted ur numb but didn't have the chance...

Recall the goal of Craigslist Missed Connections: to reach someone with whom you had a positive and brief - but anonymous - encounter. Well, as we dutifully rooted through the local Missed Connections page yet again this week, we were struck by an abundance of posts, all authored by dudes, that appear rather unlikely to succeed in that task.

Some made us nervous just reading...

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Volvo; Redhead; Wishy Washy - m4w - 33 - (Wishy Washy)

This is ridiculous. I am ridiculous. Well, I just had a sense of regret that I was on a precipice, about to attempt diving into a little small-talk with you, and the timing was a little off. Also, I think you smiled at me and I was surprised, and so, I didn't smile back quickly enough (maybe I even forgot to smile altogether). If you're the lovely lass driving the (amazing) Volvo wagon...maybe you'd consider...umm...responding....or...uhh...maybe you'll be there next weekend around the same time. This is weird; I'm done now.

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

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​Pregnancy test - I know this is weird - w4m - 19 - (Walgreens)
"I saw you in the snack aisle. I'm sure you were checking me out because my shirt was a deep V-neck and I was showing cleavage. I hope I didn't scare you away when you saw the pregnancy test in my shopping cart. Please don't judge me, based on this. It was negative anyway."

to the barely legal boy I kissed at Natsucon - w4m - (stl)
Do you wanna do it again?

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

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Not a redhead.

Friday - Redhead weightlifting chick - m4w - 29 - (Gym/Belleville, IL)

"I would have loved to talk, but you looked like you could kick my ass."

you almost shot my mannequinn - w4m - (st. louis)

"two cops came to my house to respond to a call.
you almost shot my mannequin. I was freaking out then. now I find it funny and laugh about it when I tell me friends the horror story.
I hope you find it funny still too."

Crying at the bar - m4w - (Technology Drive)

"You were crying at the bar last night. Hope that you are ok!"

BEST POST TITLES O' THE WEEK:

Runner-Up: 

Almost hit you in the Target parking lot - w4m - (Bridgeton)

Winner:

MY ONE TRUE LOVE, YOU WORK VERY CLOSE TO MCDONALDS - w4m - 27 - (ofallon )

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

Mystery Love Note!

Mysterious car note - w4m - 22 - (Kirkwood)

"soooo Thursday morning after I got off work I found a note on my car, typed on a type-writer on memo paper. It had no specifications as to who it was to or from, all very generic. I must admit it was a little creepy but also very sweet, it also could have been a prank. Part of me wants to know who wrote it and part of me doesn't, but I thought I'd throw this out there either way. There are a few cars that park in that garage that look just like mine, so I also wonder if it was meant for so meone else. Anyway, if you know who you are, feel free to spill the beans."

RE: Mysterious car note - m4w - (Kirkwood)

"It was written for you, with the best intentions."

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

So fleeting was time: searching for an old fling - m4w
"We communicated thru a singles site about 5 or 6 years ago. We spoke briefly. Met once at a motel. Had a pleasureable time. you said you loved my fingers. You always said that you had a great ass. If time permitted we would have done anal. I'm married now but still think about it. If you do too, let me know.. I would love to try out what we missed.."

Ambiguous threesome proposal?: GO GATORS - (PACIFIC)
"I know this is a long shot, but seen you & hubby(i guess) on mothers day evening at a store in Pacific. You had crutches. If you guys want to have drinks or whatever. Lets talk Tebow. Let me know what you & hubby were wearing. I had the black Gators hat on."

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

I like you; also slammed a volleyball into your face: sunday 5/10 volleyball game - m4m - 18
"you were on the other team from me and your team won 2 of the 3 games...sorry for the serve that hit you in the face you kinda dove too far...you had gorgeous blue eyes with black hair that matched your black shirt...like i said sorry for the serve that hit that amazing face"

One's never too old for this kind of lovin': Ur 70+ by now? - m4w - 58
"but u had 36dd's so firm, u would breast feed me almost daily, i really miss givin u oral sex until u climaxed, then got on ur knees, the best lover i ever had, miss u"

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Touch me.

Touching melons (not a pun): Produce section at Dierbergs - w4m
"To that tall, well-dressed distinguished looking older gentleman I saw in the produce section at Dierbergs on Saturday. I noticed you handling the melons...those beautiful melons. The way you touched them, ran your fingers across them. Lovingly inspected them for any blemishes or imperfections. Looked them over so carefully, then selected the two you wanted to buy. It just touched me so. I was weak in the knees. I can't even tell you about the other feelings coursing through my body at the time. I wish some man would look at me like that. Touch me like that. I just have to know more about you. You know who you are."

You don't need proof; you sir have faith!:

GREAT Legs in Church : ) - m4w - 38 - (My Pew)

"You might have caught me catching a gaze once, okay twice. Truth is, I couldn't concentrate and still have the visual of your legs burned into my synapses. If you believe I'm talking about you, please tell me which church and provide a picture for proof, please...."

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

I flipped over chasing you - m4w - 32

"I saw you get in your Jeep and was going to axe you out on a date. I dont know if you saw me or what but ...I was honking for you to pull over, then you started driving very fast on 44 going east to 55 south. We were going over 100 MPH and then I flipped my car over on the ramp from 44 to 55 south. I think you saw me flip over but if you not sure who I was I was the only car sliding on my roof with alot of sparks and then went into the grass and rolled over a few times. I thought you looked SAAMF. Would you want to go looking at new cars with me tonight or sometime this weekend and maybe we can get some Lees Chicken or KFC? E-mail me and let me know."

I've so much to offer you, namely: myself: who wants to meet? - m4w - 37
"Breadco in the Valley, between 3 and 4 today. i will be wearing a green suit. Please look good, because i do. Which one of you ladies is brave enough. Please be 30+"

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

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Sooooo hot

Bring money, dude (you'll be buying for three): Pregnant Blonde at Dickey's BBQ - m4w
Saw you there today...you looked great! We exchanged glances a few times....I know it's taboo...but I would love to have a private lunch hour with you! :)

Man has issues with hand, verbs: DUPO-CHICKEN & BEER DANCE - m4w - 57
You can out the back door to smoke a cigarette, You ask about my hand, I would really like to just lick all over your body
Tell me what I said about my hand so I know it's you.

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

Miss you; am also into sports: Turnin back the clock - m4w - 58
i miss huggin u from behind, kissin ur neck, gettin on my knees to worship ur assetts, its been years but im still lookin, pic 4 pic, go blues

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Hunting for love amidst the ashes of death: The huntress at the funeral - m4w - 33
The strangest place, a funeral for my uncle...You seemed caring yet cool, you were intelligent and most of all, you liked to hunt. Well, to correct myself, you used to hunt, now you are a vegetarian with whom I wish I could meet up with and talk to again...The funeral was Late last year, early this year. A small ceremony with a cremation and some wonderful words about an old hunter...

But did you look to see if she was conscious?: Post offfice crash in Wentzville - m4w
You had an accident at the post office in Wentzville about a week and a half ago. You were the one driving the Pontiac. I kept looking to see if you had a ring...

Best Post of the Week: Dark SUV License Plate UC8 T5N -- We came so close

Dear driver of the dark SUV with license plate UC8 T5N...

Each Monday, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye this week.

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Rat tails.

Rattail = confidence: red-headed male w/ rattail at blueberry hill Fri night - w4m - 23
hey so like im kinda new to this lol but i saw a guy at blue hill on the loop the other night who had a great rattail and reddish hair. [...]not sure if the rattail was real or not but it showed confidence. anyways he was with a friend who also had a rattail but i wasnt into that guy.[...]

Don't get hung-up on details: so I got the herps..........get over it! - 44
because everything I know about you I adore!

The correct answer is, "A Dirty Old Man": I "kinda" work with you.. - m4w - 30 
I see you often, we conversate alot ,we even flirt, your deff. younger than me, and i always talk about your amazing ass! who am I ?

(Welcome to "Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For?" Each Monday, we'll scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye this week.)

But it WILL work, provided Lincoln County has one single grocery store: iga off 47 - m4m - 47
"I am sure this does not work but what the hell. we made eye contact in the meat isle [sic] saturday afternoon, and you were hot."

For those hearing noises at work: Your in the office next to mine - m4w - 30
I always see you looking at me...and you always catch me looking at you..... Is there something there? If you read this...knock on the wall.

Most Devastating Insult of the Week: Told ya - m4w - 99
"...If you read this, even tho it might not be written for you and your [sic] a gossiping jerk....please buy a dog or cat and name it life, so you can have one!!!"

Well, Mike? What's the verdict?: Mike Bush
"I find that Mike Bush on Channel 5 so hot & sexy I just wonder if he has any hair on his legs or chest?"

(Welcome to Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For? Each Monday, we'll scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye this week.)

Candid Proposal from Blueberry Hill's Duck Room: Julie, I don't wanna wait! - m4w - 39
"I don't wanna wait til the next show. I pray to God you see this and feel the same way. I appreciate your situation, but to be perfectly honest, I wish to exploit it."

Most Misleading Post Title: Funny... -
"You come to college, meet some good people, thinking that they're your good friends.
Then one day, they backstab you, and you're at a loss for words.
How do you regain trust in them?
Now I understand why misanthropists exist."

Most Kick-Ass Post Title: My heart rides shotgun in your truck - w4m - 23
"As you traverse the country delivering luxuries to others
My heart will be with you every mile you drive
If you're ever feeling lonely
Or missing me
Remember holding my hand
As we hurtled across the Mississippi

You'll always have my love, whether you deserve it or not."

Three's a Crowd: Ameristar Brush-Off - m4w - 50
"Ashame (sic) you and your hot wife brushed me off. We could of had a GREAT time. I have outstanding stamina and I know how to treat a woman how she should be treated. Maybe next time?"

We're Just Impressed You're Using the Internet: leonard looking for Valery - m4w - 78 
"Still looking for Valery. Friend in the 70's"

(Welcome to Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For? Each Monday, we'll scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye this week.)

What? No dessert?: To The Person Who Put A Steak And Mashed Potatoes On My Windshield - 21 (Red Lobster on South Lindbergh)
Hey simple minded friend,

I just wanted to thank you for the gift you left me on my car. I also wanted to think you for teaching me that it is ok to vandalize someones personal property just because you don't like their opinion and/or bumper stickers.

Can I just say I'm sorry? Can I just tell you that I have seen the error of my vegetarian ways? I shouldn't have put stickers on the car that I paid for....I shouldn't have excercised my right to free speech.

I was wrong.

But, I want to make it up to you. I was thinking....and I'm gonna leave that lovely feast on my window for as long as it takes....when you get this, email me and I'll send you my address. We can clean it off together....

Love,
Jessica

PS - You should bring that retard that keyed my car too! We could have a blast playing russian rulette and other games where you may or may not die!

Karma's a bitch. Or, actually, perhaps why you're still single: HOLY COW! Literally! - Rampage show at the Doc Haus (Washington, MO)
While Rampage puts on a good show, not sure about the syncronized guitar playing and swaying thingy, I have never seen so many large women in one room. I try to take care of myself, and can't believe that these young girls let themselves go like this! Unbelievable. I just have to ask this... There were a lot of really attractive men there last night, are you men really attracted to the "big" girls? I don't get it, maybe I should just let myself go to hell too...

It's only sexual harassment...and I like it: to the guy who offered to rub my ass - w4m (chesterfield)
I don't know if you were kidding when you said that to me. It definitely blind sided me! the thought has been driving me crazy - but a little scared because we work together. You'll never see this so I'll stop thinking about it. Are you sure it's not David Silver?: Brian Austin Green Look Alike - w4m - 25 (St. Louis)
We picked you up from Lumier and went to Pop's. I still can't get over how much you look like Brian Austin Green!

(Welcome to Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For? Each Monday, we'll scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye this week.)

Pop's rocks. 'Cept in this case: "To the girl caning onstage at Pops (Pops)"
 The girl dancing onstage at Pops. Yes. That thumbs down I gave was for you! You dance like you're having a seizure and your face looks like you got smacked with a baseball bat. We're watching the band. Not your ugly ass. STAY OFF THE STAGE!!!!!

I think Metallica might have also been on this bill. Maybe. "DOWN CONCERT - m4w
You were in front of me at the DOWN concert in St.Louis.....You are amazing!!!!

The sexy truth is out there...you want to believe: "mulder seeks scully"
it's the x-files, not the sex files but i wouldn't mind making that change. i've never been so turned on by scrapes and bruises and handcrafted tattoos. even director skinner can't stop me from thinking of you 24/7. yr definitely not ...bland.
 

(Welcome to Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For? Each Monday, we'll scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye this week.)

Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the Right Stuff...not: I missed NKOTB for you and ... - w4m (City)
what would have been the one-year anniversary of our first date. You told me it was "tacky" to buy tickets and not celebrate our special day. I am sorry I missed NKOTB and perhaps even sorrier that we are not together; I know I made the right decision but still wish I had closure. Closure (as to WTF went wrong with you) would have made not seeing Jon Knight and swooning like I did 18 years ago worth all the BS of the last few months...almost....I really was in love with Jon...and I was really in love with you, boo boo.

EW: to my wife's sister - m4w (IL)
I had fun the other night and felt it was nice that we took down some of our defenses.
I would enjoy talking with you more and being a better shoulder for you to lean on, to return the favor sometimes would be appreciated as well. Maybe we can do lunch sometime. I'm not sure you will even see this, but a clue is that you drive a black car with IL plates.... That's pinning it down, eh? heh..
If you do see this or think this is you please feel comfortable sending me a response, if it isn't you no harm, I'll just respond with a "nope sorry".

TV Party, Part I: Sexy St Louis TV personalities - m4m
Hottest news guys in St Louis...
Steve Savard
Todd Schumacher
Minneapolis - Sven Svenerson, what a hot little body.
Anyone remember the last name of the hot weather guy that used to be in St Louis? First name Gary ?????

TV Party, Part II: RE: Sexy St Louis TV personalities - m4m - m4m - 30 (STL)
The weather guy on channel 11 you are referring to was Gary Seith. I met him in person in U City. By no means am I tall, but this dude came up to my waist....yeah, yeah...perfect for head. LOL. Yeah, he was easy on the eyes, but I prefer to crush on taller anchor guys. John Brown on Fox 2 does it for me.

(Welcome to Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For? Each Monday, we'll scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye this week.)

I Always Knew Reading Was Sexy: I got you off in Borders the other afternoon - m4w - 32 (Brentwood)
"We're both married but we flirted heavily in the magazines section, then found each other in the "adult/erotic" section. I'm guessing you were about 40 and waaay frikkin hot. You said you liked my scruffy face and asked if I was an "outdoorsman". You then walked off and returned a few minutes later and flashed me showing that you weren't wearing panties. We eventually wound up in the women's bathroom where you asked me to finger you till you got off. I'd love to go at it again. You left teeth marks on my shoulder by the way."

Vote for Change: Election Judge - m4m (Wood River)
"You were working at the 4th precinct in Wood River, at the Masonic Lodge, on election day. I voted at the 5th precinct across the room, but kept checking you out, wishing I could vote with you! You were about 24-25, (obviously the youngest one in the room), blonde hair, surfer looking! Very cute! Doubt you noticed me, but just wanted you to know I thought about you all night!"

Exhibitionism 101: to the guy who saw me masturbating - w4m - 21
"hey neighbor,
i saw you seeing me.
do you really think girls "accidentally" masturbate with their blinds open??? Big hint: THEY DON'T!
So next time you see a girl spread eagle on her bed sit up and wave at you, tits out and all, you might want to wave back....or maybe pull out your cock and stroke it.....or maybe walk down the hill, knock on her door, and fuck the shit out of her.
Way to miss a golden, or should I say bright pink, oppurtunity.
-your masturbating mistress"

(Welcome to Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For? Each Monday, we'll scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye this week.)

Hindsight is 20/20:
remember how excited we were to see McCain speak?? - w4m - 2:
"What the hell were we thinking? Anyway, I was just wondering how you are these days. Who would have thought that 10+ years later our country would be this much of a mess. And now I'd never admit that I supported a republican when I was young and dumb! Tell me where we saw him and who went with us......I'd love to catch up with you."

Honesty is the best policy:
You look awful - w4m (S.City 6311)
"You look so unhappy. You are fatter and hairier than ever. If you weren't such an ass I would feel bad for you. It has got to suck waking up next to that ugly face everyday. But atleast there is the rent money."

(Welcome to the inaugural entry in Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For? Each Monday, we'll scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye this week.)

Department of "Where To Begin Parsing This One?":
I am looking for a stripper named dawn - m4w - 38 (jeff county, cahokia):
"she was a friend of my daughters that i dated. her real name is dawn & she was blond."

Vindictive, See Also:
Guy who got pulled over on 55 North past Perryville - w4m (55 north, thursday afternoon):
"I can't believe the cop pulled you over and not me. that was awesome. Sucks for you."

Department of "Well, This Narrows It Down":
Local H show at Fubar, St. Louis - m4w (Fubar): "I am looking to contact the three young ladies who stood next to me at the Local H show Wed. night. We were near the front of the crowd on the left hand side facing the stage. I know two of your names, Amber and Christy. Contact me if you want to hang out again sometime. Oh, I had on the Local H t-shirt.