|The most dangerous place to stand in St. Louis? Between attorney Albert S. Watkins, above, and a news crew's microphone!|
A federal judge
has ordered the outdoor clothing giant North Face
and the tiny local apparel company it's suing, South Butt
, to try to work out a solution to their conflict through mediation
during the last few weeks of March. Albert S. Watkins
, attorney for South Butt and its founder, Mizzou freshman Jimmy Winkelmann
, said that a court-ordered hashing-out of differences is common in civil cases.
Normally, it follows an exhaustive discovery process, but in this case, Watkins said, "there didn't seem to be any facts in dispute. This one is not complicated."
The implication being that interpreting
those facts is the sticking point -- and oh how sticky it's been. We'll leave the substance -- whether or not South Butt is truly a parody, as Watkins insists -- for another post. For now, let's discuss style. We've already blogged
about Watkins' cheeky answer
to North Face's initial claims.
What was interesting was how, last week, the heretofore restrained counsel representing North Face finally showed flashes of its own smart-assery (click here
for the filing). Voila
an excerpt:More »