Good people of St. Louis, Daily RFT would like to submit for your pleasure the single greatest legal opinion ever written, in the case of John Coomer v. Kansas City Royals Baseball Corporation.
Don't throw a hotdog down a hallway, chuck it at an eye socket!
While the case does involve a very serious injury to poor Mr. Coomer, the rest of the details are a scream. It involves a mascot, a hot dog, and one burning philosophical question:
When a man enters a baseball stadium, is he not in essence resigning himself to the possibility of grievous bodily harm by hot dog?More »