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See that smile?

The guys over at Deadspin unearthed a little Twitter mystery over the weekend. A tipster tagged them on a photo that appears to show Sluggerrr -- the beloved mascot of the Kansas City Royals -- taking in the sights and sounds of a very adult house party.

"Royals 2013 slogan: 'come to play,'" wrote @johnnyo57. "slugger the mascot sure is!"

The image below is absolutely, 100 percent not safe for work, as it shows a young lady giving Sluggerrr a very clear view of home plate.

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PornMD

What do we like to be shown in the Show-Me state?

Why did PornMD break down the ten most commonly searched porn terms for each U.S. state? We don't know. Does anybody need this information? Most people do not.

Then again, here's one way to feel better about clicking through here -- think of it as anthropological data. This porn website did go to medical school, after all.

At any rate, if you enjoy getting offended, here's your warning to move right along.

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At $4.99, "Show Me" offers a lot of bangs for the buck.

A live reading of St. Louis erotica started down an appropriately dirty path Friday night when author Jade Melisande took the stage at Shameless Grounds coffee shop to share a story about hiking au naturel at Castlewood Park.

"I leaned over to tie my hiking boots, making sure to bend far enough that my panties-less butt was exposed as he rounded the end of the car and came up behind me," began Melisande. "'Molly,'" he said again, grabbing my skirt and tugging it down over my bare ass. He could be so very tight-laced. But his hand lingered there a moment and I glanced over to see that look that he got when he was thinking about sex."

Melisande's romp in the woods is one of ten stories in the new anthology Show Me that aims to showcase -- and promote -- sex in the Midwest.

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Comedic erotica novelist Alice Clayton enjoys pickles, Bloody Marys, and "a good pounding."

Update 2:38 p.m.: Alice Clayton called us hours after this post was published to share some exciting news: She's signed with Simon & Schuster. The publisher acquired her three previously published books and the fourth one that she is working on now.

Erotic novelist Alice Clayton doesn't write your typical, love-at-first-sight romance novels, with sex on the beach and meaningful eye contact. Her characters worry about their unshaven legs, and one gets pooped on by a seagull before she ever gets the chance to have a roll in the sand.

"For me, real life is the cat throws up on the floor in the middle of it," Clayton tells Daily RFT. "You get shit on by a seagull, you absolutely do. The dog starts howling, the kid's knocking on the door. And if you can keep going, that's a keeper. That's adult romance."

Clayton, who is based in St. Louis, has published three novels in the comedic erotica vein, and is currently writing her fourth. In her spare time, she's also working on a travel show concept called Have Boobs, Will Travel.

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James Deen, porn star, survivor of shooting a movie with Lindsay Lohan.

With tuition at Washington University about to rise above the $44,000 mark, including a mandatory student activities fee of $441, you'd think that the organizers of the annual Sex Week would have the bank to finance the visit of any porn star they want.

Alas, you'd be wrong.

Negotiations broke down at the last minute to bring Sasha Grey to campus. Although Grey has retired, so that means she's no longer a porn star, technically. Kate Cygan, the organizer of Sex Week, had hoped Grey would be able to talk about her life as a retired porn star.

It was not to be. Cygan also rejected a last-minute compensatory offer of Ron Jeremy. Instead, Wash. U. students will have to content themselves with a panel comprised of James Deen, Tori Black and Lance Hart.

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SeekingArrangement.com

Shhhhhhhhugar.

It's not an awesome time to be in college. We've got $1 trillion in student debt in this country and there's no longer any guarantee of a job on the other side of graduation.

Know what makes this a real American tragedy? Some of these kids are women who are hot. Where's the justice in that? Won't somebody please think of the coeds?

Thank goodness for websites like SeekingArrangement.com.

"We had a slow-recovering economy and on top of that, increasing tuition costs and cost of living have greatly affected these women," says Leroy Velasquez, PR manager for the site.

For these reasons and more, according Velasquez, the website had a banner year in 2012 for college women signing up to become "sugar babies" in search of a "sugar daddy." And one local campus had a bumper crop of babies.

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Time waits for no m or w or wm or t.

If you truly believed that the world was going to end tomorrow, what would you be doing? Making amends, fulfilling promises, enjoying the company of those dearest to you, perhaps?

Nonsense! You should be trying to have sex with strangers.

Daily RFT has got you covered. After the jump, we have links to five best Craigslist ads we could find for locals looking for love before tomorrow's scheduled apocalypse. Spoiler alert: They are all men.

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Allegedly, it went something like this...

Yesterday, Creve Coeur Patch reported a few scintillating details from a public hearing on the sexual misconduct charges leveled at Jerry Berger, the former Post-Dispatch columnist.

(And just like Patch, we'll now issue a warning: The following blog post includes adult content and very bad puns.)

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Scott Hutcheson had no idea he'd made a terrible mistake when he changed his Facebook status to "in a relationship" without consulting his then-girlfriend.

Hutcheson, a local filmmaker and graphic designer, recently went through a divorce and emerged on the other side like Rip Van Winkle -- the dating world was utterly different.

"I didn't realize how popular or important the Facebook relationship status had become," he says. "She got offended. She was like, 'Why are you doing this?'"

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Ladue Horton Watkins High School

On Friday, Daily RFT explored a phenomena at Ladue Horton Watkins High School known as the "Senior List" -- a tradition where junior boys humiliate senior girls on the last day of class by passing out a sexually explicit list of insults and gossip.

However, Susan Dielmann, the Ladue District's director of communications, says that while the 2012 list was written by male students about female students, that's not the whole story.

"We know this list has gone any number of directions," she says. "There was a time when senior girls [wrote about] junior girls ... A while back the lists were being made about teachers."

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