Tinder-Style Ad Campaign Encourages Horny Chicagoans to Have Sex in St. Louis

Categories: Adverstising, Sex

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Does this make you randy, Chicago?
An ad campaign designed to reach the sex-crazed youth of Chicago is taking lessons from the casual-dating app Tinder to direct them to St. Louis' landmarks, neighborhoods and museums -- and to have sex in those places!

To be fair, the ads don't literally advise exhibitionist boning, but you'd be forgiven for thinking so: Use your smartphone to log onto WeekendQuickie.com, and you'll find taglines like "You'll enjoy it even more on the top" accompanying a photo of the Arch, or "Let's start with some heavy petting before we get wild" attached to Grant's Farm.

The campaign's tone is clearly aiming for tongue-in-cheek. Unfortunately, it's nearly 100 percent tongue.

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Picture of Giant Penis Mysteriously Appears on State Rep. Mark Parkinson's Twitter Feed

Categories: Politics, Sex

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Twitter/Mark Parkinson
A picture of a man with a mammoth donker appeared on State Representative Mark Parkinson's Twitter feed Monday.

The St. Charles Republican was out talking to voters and tweeting about what a beautiful day it was when, all of a sudden, his account was allegedly hacked and some jokester tweeted a picture of a man with the world's most serious case of morning wood.

It didn't take long for Parkinson to delete the image, but not before PoliticMo's Eli Yokely screengrabbed the gigantic jimmy and tweeted it for all of us to enjoy for the rest of time. Thanks, Eli!

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Jon Stewart "Leaks" St. Louis Cardinals Mascot Fredbird's Sex Tape [VIDEO]

Categories: Baseball, Sex

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You'll never look at Fredbird the same way again.
Ever wonder how Fredbird would act during a threesome with two other Major League Baseball mascots?

Neither did anyone else. But thanks to The Daily Show, all of America has the image of a patiently voyeuristic Fredbird burned into its collective consciousness.

The beloved mascot of the St. Louis Cardinals got caught in the crosshairs as The Daily Show's Jon Stewart launched one of his famous food-pride rants against the entire city of Philadelphia.


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Kinky Puppy Contest Moves to Bad Dog Bar & Grill (NSFW)

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Rick Hutchings
The winner of last year's international Puppy Contest, Rick Hutchings, a.k.a. Pup Tripp.
Puppies are coming to the Bad Dog Bar & Grill this July. In fact, the club will welcome hundreds of puppies wearing their most adorable dog-head bondage masks and assless chaps, as contestants vie for the coveted title at the 2015 International Puppy Contest.

That's right, these puppies -- or pups -- are people with a particular fetish for acting out canine behavior. As is true with most kinks, there's broad variation within the puppy community: Some pups enjoy the kink with a partner, or "trainer," while others are "strays" who go solo.

"It's just a carefree life, there's no stress. That's what puppy play is about," says Christopher Roth, co-owner of the contest and a manager at Bad Dog. "For the majority of the pups I know, sex isn't involved in their play"

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Want to Change MO's Abstinence-Obsessed Sex-Ed Laws? Not in This Legislature

Categories: Sex

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Mean Girls: A fairly accurate portrayal of Missouri's sexual-education policies.
Earlier this month conservative lawmakers hijacked a bill seeking to uproot Missouri's abstinence-focused sex-education laws. Now the sponsor of the proposed legislation, Democratic representative Clem Smith, says he's feeling more than a little betrayed.

"There was no warning and no legislative courtesy," Smith says, decrying the tactics that gutted his bill, House Bill 1904. Introduced in February, the bill was to overhaul state laws that mandate students learn about the "emotional trauma" of adolescent sex. Instead, legislators morphed the bill into a slightly tweaked mirror image of the existing law.

"They put a Ginsu knife to it and chopped up 90 percent of my bill," bemoans Smith.

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Girls Ask Guys: St. Louis Startup Will Answer All Your Embarrassing Sex, Dating Questions

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Need an answer from the opposite sex? Just ask Girls Ask Guys.
Does he like me? Should I ask her out? Why does he do that weird thing when he kisses? Is she just using me for sex?

When it comes to hooking up, we've all wished a panel of opposite-sex experts would help translate and explain what the guy or gal we fancy is really thinking.


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Boys, Young Men Report Being "Coerced" Into Sex By Female Aggressors: MU Study

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Courtney Carmondy
Twenty-six percent of boys and young men say they were forced into unwanted sex by seduction.
A new study from researchers at the University of Missouri is making waves after finding that nearly half of teenage boys and college men have been forced into sex, usually by a female acquaintance.

Of the 284 boys and men between 14 and 26 surveyed by Bryana French and her team of Mizzou researchers, 43 percent said they'd had an unwanted sexual experience, and 95 percent said a girl or woman initiated that sexual experience, according to the data published in Psychology of Men and Masculinity.


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10 St. Louis Neighborhoods Where Married People Are Looking for a Side Piece Online

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A new report picks the ten St. Louis neighborhoods where married people are looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend online.
More married St. Louis women are looking for a little somethin' on the side, according to a new report from AshleyMadison.com, the dating site for married folks.

The social network for infidelity released some choice statistics from its 61,000 St. Louis subscribers, including the ten cheatingest neighborhoods in the Lou:


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Naughty List: Missouri Ranks 5th in the U.S. for Longest Duration During Sex

Categories: Sex

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Missourians are having sex longer than 45 other U.S. states.
Big data has hit the bedroom.

Our tantric trysts have earned Missouri a fifth place spot on a state-by-state ranking of how long it takes to have sex. With an average duration time of four minutes and 22 seconds, Missouri comes in just behind No. 4 South Carolina and before No. 6 Michigan.


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VIDEO: This St. Louis Vaudeville Performer Really Hates Dick Pics

Categories: Jesters, Sex, Video

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Tom Casey
Gents, Sammy Tramp would like to have a word with you.
Hey dudes, it's quiz time: Let's say you like a girl and want her attention. Do you:

A. Buy her flowers.
B. Read a novel so you can offer intelligent-sounding sentences during conversation.
C. Send her a dick pic and a badly misspelled text message -- "nice titssss. fwb?"

Too many guys fail this test, says St. Louis vaudeville performer Kyla Louise Webb. So she wrote a song about it. The tune, titled "Don't Send a Dick Pic," is catchy as hell and contains strongly worded advice to guys who choose Option C.

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