Health Dept: St. Louis' No. 1 Rank for Chlamydia Is "Meaningless," Because Statistics

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"Are you sure that's where you should be checking me for chlamydia, doc?"
St. Louis has climbed its way back on top in an annual federal ranking of cities with the highest rates of chlamydia, but the St. Louis Health Department says the ranking is "meaningless."

Because St. Louis and Baltimore are the only two cities in the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention study that aren't located within a county, comparing those cities with less-dense urban areas is "comparing apples to oranges," the department says in a release.

New numbers from the CDC show St. Louis has the highest rate of chlamydia and the second highest rate of gonorrhea. Last year, St. Louis ranked second for both sexually transmitted infections.

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O'Fallon Author Can Teach You How to Be Amazing at Foreplay in Just 14 Days

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Foreplay is a little like cooking lasagna: Not everybody knows how to do it, so sometimes you need a book with directions to help you out. Luckily for you, a local author wrote one to show you how.

In 14 Days of Foreplay, O'Fallon-based author and relationship therapist Monica Lieser, along with co-author Tianna Rooney, give couples a step-by-step guide spanning two weeks that is aimed at improving their foreplay game.

"It's a practical and engaging book that makes people feel like they're in charge and acts like scaffolding or framework for them to invest in their relationship," Lieser tells Daily RFT.

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Missouri Baptist Leader Attempts to Have Sex with Dog, Gets Busted in Undercover Operation

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Humans having sex with dogs is illegal.
A CEO of a Christian resort center in Missouri was arrested for attempting to have sex with a dog.

Jerry Hill, the president and CEO of the Windermere Baptist Conference Center, a "Christian setting in which life changing experiences may occur," according to its website, was nabbed during a sting operation by the Boone County Cyber Task Force on suspicion of attempted unlawful sex with an animal and attempted animal abuse.

It all started last week when Hill allegedly put an ad on Craigslist looking to have sex with a dog and another animal. Police refused to say what kind of "other" animal, according to the Columbia Tribune.

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Tinder-Style Ad Campaign Encourages Horny Chicagoans to Have Sex in St. Louis

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Does this make you randy, Chicago?
An ad campaign designed to reach the sex-crazed youth of Chicago is taking lessons from the casual-dating app Tinder to direct them to St. Louis' landmarks, neighborhoods and museums -- and to have sex in those places!

To be fair, the ads don't literally advise exhibitionist boning, but you'd be forgiven for thinking so: Use your smartphone to log onto, and you'll find taglines like "You'll enjoy it even more on the top" accompanying a photo of the Arch, or "Let's start with some heavy petting before we get wild" attached to Grant's Farm.

The campaign's tone is clearly aiming for tongue-in-cheek. Unfortunately, it's nearly 100 percent tongue.

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Picture of Giant Penis Mysteriously Appears on State Rep. Mark Parkinson's Twitter Feed

Categories: Politics, Sex

Twitter/Mark Parkinson
A picture of a man with a mammoth donker appeared on State Representative Mark Parkinson's Twitter feed Monday.

The St. Charles Republican was out talking to voters and tweeting about what a beautiful day it was when, all of a sudden, his account was allegedly hacked and some jokester tweeted a picture of a man with the world's most serious case of morning wood.

It didn't take long for Parkinson to delete the image, but not before PoliticMo's Eli Yokely screengrabbed the gigantic jimmy and tweeted it for all of us to enjoy for the rest of time. Thanks, Eli!

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Jon Stewart "Leaks" St. Louis Cardinals Mascot Fredbird's Sex Tape [VIDEO]

Categories: Baseball, Sex

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You'll never look at Fredbird the same way again.
Ever wonder how Fredbird would act during a threesome with two other Major League Baseball mascots?

Neither did anyone else. But thanks to The Daily Show, all of America has the image of a patiently voyeuristic Fredbird burned into its collective consciousness.

The beloved mascot of the St. Louis Cardinals got caught in the crosshairs as The Daily Show's Jon Stewart launched one of his famous food-pride rants against the entire city of Philadelphia.

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Kinky Puppy Contest Moves to Bad Dog Bar & Grill (NSFW)

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Rick Hutchings
The winner of last year's international Puppy Contest, Rick Hutchings, a.k.a. Pup Tripp.
Puppies are coming to the Bad Dog Bar & Grill this July. In fact, the club will welcome hundreds of puppies wearing their most adorable dog-head bondage masks and assless chaps, as contestants vie for the coveted title at the 2015 International Puppy Contest.

That's right, these puppies -- or pups -- are people with a particular fetish for acting out canine behavior. As is true with most kinks, there's broad variation within the puppy community: Some pups enjoy the kink with a partner, or "trainer," while others are "strays" who go solo.

"It's just a carefree life, there's no stress. That's what puppy play is about," says Christopher Roth, co-owner of the contest and a manager at Bad Dog. "For the majority of the pups I know, sex isn't involved in their play"

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Want to Change MO's Abstinence-Obsessed Sex-Ed Laws? Not in This Legislature

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Mean Girls: A fairly accurate portrayal of Missouri's sexual-education policies.
Earlier this month conservative lawmakers hijacked a bill seeking to uproot Missouri's abstinence-focused sex-education laws. Now the sponsor of the proposed legislation, Democratic representative Clem Smith, says he's feeling more than a little betrayed.

"There was no warning and no legislative courtesy," Smith says, decrying the tactics that gutted his bill, House Bill 1904. Introduced in February, the bill was to overhaul state laws that mandate students learn about the "emotional trauma" of adolescent sex. Instead, legislators morphed the bill into a slightly tweaked mirror image of the existing law.

"They put a Ginsu knife to it and chopped up 90 percent of my bill," bemoans Smith.

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Girls Ask Guys: St. Louis Startup Will Answer All Your Embarrassing Sex, Dating Questions

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Need an answer from the opposite sex? Just ask Girls Ask Guys.
Does he like me? Should I ask her out? Why does he do that weird thing when he kisses? Is she just using me for sex?

When it comes to hooking up, we've all wished a panel of opposite-sex experts would help translate and explain what the guy or gal we fancy is really thinking.

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Boys, Young Men Report Being "Coerced" Into Sex By Female Aggressors: MU Study

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Courtney Carmondy
Twenty-six percent of boys and young men say they were forced into unwanted sex by seduction.
A new study from researchers at the University of Missouri is making waves after finding that nearly half of teenage boys and college men have been forced into sex, usually by a female acquaintance.

Of the 284 boys and men between 14 and 26 surveyed by Bryana French and her team of Mizzou researchers, 43 percent said they'd had an unwanted sexual experience, and 95 percent said a girl or woman initiated that sexual experience, according to the data published in Psychology of Men and Masculinity.

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