You celebrate Opening Day at Busch Stadium like it's a holiday. You know that #LGB stands for "Let's Go, Blues!" (Not lesbian, gay and bisexual). You may even root enthusiastically for the Rams, which makes you dedicated indeed.
But then came the 2014 FIFA World Cup, and something about Tim Howard's miraculous saves, America's dedicated "I believe" chant and Teddy Goalsevelt's very existence is turning you on to soccer like a college freshman experimenting sexually for the first time.
Could you be soccer curious?
Daily RFT has great news for you, newbie: There's even more where that came from.