Restaurant Crime Blotter!
I wish I could write this Evening Whirl style, but I'd just embarrass myself.

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: A waiter saves a woman from a would-be carjacker -- and then gets fired for leaving his shift! (Local6.com)
Nanuet, New York: A customer catches a cook crushing garlic -- with his boots! (AP)
Union City, Georgia: A cop gets sick after eating a McDonald's Big N' Tasty -- and then arrests the woman who made it! (CBS46.com)
I sincerely hope this becomes a regular feature.























