Behold: the canned cheeseburger in action.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/meat-house-can.php
I didn't know that it was possible to make a burger look more visually unattractive than a White Castle (which probably, in relative terms, tastes a lot better than one of these).
But it isn't more terrifying to imagine that <i>is</i> what it looks like when it comes out of the can.
I don't want to see the one all gussied up wit lettuce, tomato, and onion.
I want to see the one pulled straight from the can.