The Dive Bomber: Jimmy Mack's, or "A Dive Is Born"
First things that need to go: the Fat Tire paraphenallia and the $4 pints of Schlafly Pale Ale. Now, I have absolutely nothing against Schlafly Pale Ale. When not dive bombing, it's my favorite brew. While I grumbled about the price of the pint, two hours later I barely blinked when I paid a dollar more for a 12-ounce bottle of the same, poured into a plastic cup, at the Pageant.
Such is my beer hypocrisy.
The crowd at Jimmy Mack's didn't strike me as being a bunch of $4 pint-drinkers. The Bud products, draft and canned, were by far the most popular.
The bartender assured us that this patron is going to be neutered soon.
Later, Catman stopped at our table to serenade us with some Italian opera. His baritone wasn't too shabby. I hope his upcoming soprano sounds just as good.
I'm loathe to use the term "cougar" to describe older women pursuing younger men. Jimmy Mack's doesn't have cougars. It has really, really, really old cougars. Like, possibly in their 80s, talking smack with guys who can't be a day over 45.
(I can't judge. If I live to be their age, I'll probably be doing the same thing. I am, after all, a cat.)
Jimmy Mack's isn't quite a dive yet. But with the prowling and free opera, it's well on its way. All it needs is a good layer of dust.