Top Ten Things So Horrible That Even Bacon Can't Improve Them
1. Being a Cubs Fan
Because even delicious, delicious bacon can't get rid of the bitter taste of a century of failure.
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That is a lovely maggot photo to stumble upon while eating! My boyfriend loves Imo's and while I prefer the real deal, I force him to get bacon as a topping so I disagree on that one - bacon does actually improve the pizza (and provel) by a lot.
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 28 2009 @ 11:48AMThis post is full of win. I hate Provel. Clearly inferior to mozzarella.
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 28 2009 @ 12:05PMWhat exactly is the hipster beard, and how does it differentiate itself from other beards?
...and you know why I ask.
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 28 2009 @ 1:40PMThe hipster beard calls attention to itself as a capital-B Beard. It grows wild, with no attention to grooming or appropriateness of beard to a particular face. You, Bill, are in the clear.
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 28 2009 @ 1:52PM"Being a Cubs Fan" seems to dwarf everything else. Why even make a list if that's your #1? :) GO WHITE SOX!
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 28 2009 @ 2:02PMI have to admit that this post made me laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Each item was funnier than the one before. And #1 -- well what can I say other than: perfect!
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 28 2009 @ 4:11PMI had a college roommate who always ordered bacon Imo's. It was essentially a giant box of grease, delivered directly to our dorm room.
Worse than the hipster beard? A hipster beard littered with old bacon crumbs.
While the smell and clean-up aren't pleasant, you've got to admit that watching a cat trying to outrun her ass is pretty damn funny.
Posted On: Friday, Aug. 28 2009 @ 4:17PMThis is a really great top ten list Ian, it proves that contrary to popular belief, bacon is not a cure-all. Anyone can post their own list to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.
