No, that's not a punchline: The St. Louis Rams, despite have the longest losing streak in the NFL, were all smiles last night at
Fleming's Steakhouse for an unarguably generous act of charity, shilling Rams merch and autographs for the
United Way Make-A-Wish Foundation of Missouri. With a few imagined captions, one can envision a real restaurant full of rushing Rams,
wearing designer jeans and
autographing wine glasses .
Like working in any restaurant, though, there are downsides: Working a fucking
double shift (and you were supposed to be off today!) or being forced by your prick of a manager to
sing birthday songs or, sometimes, being
confronted by a customer over the bill.
Here's a slideshow of the Rams in action last night.
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| Photo: Egan O'Keefe |
| Ahh, the life of an injured Rams QB: Take interviews from a bodacious TV lady while your back-ups toil in the trenches, waiting tables with towels over their shoulders. You go, Marc Bulger. See more photos from last night. |
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| Photo: Egan O'Keefe |
| Hey Brett Favre, take your Hoosier-ass Wranglers and keep 'em. James Laurinaitis will rock some 7 For All Mankind jeans, thank you. See more photos from last night. |