Man vs. Burger: The Fuddruckers Five-Pound Challenge
"That's a big fucking burger."
The words leave the mouth of Jeffery Abegg and seem to hang in the air for a moment before drifting into the heady mix of grill seasoning, onions and burgers that fill the Fuddruckers in Sunset Hills on Tuesday afternoon.
Flanked by his friend Dan O'Connor, Abegg has ventured out on this Fat Tuesday to indulge in a bit of vice before the start of Lent. Instead of a last bender or wafting way in a pack of smokes, these men have traveled from Florissant to eat hamburgers.
Photo: Andrew Mark Veety Dan O'Conner on February 16, before he attempts to destroy a five-pound burger at the Sunset Hills Fuddruckers.
These are not just any burgers, though; these are five-pound monsters. Meat hubcaps. So big they take more than an hour to cook, first in a convection oven, then hefted onto a flattop with a pizza peel for a final char. After that they're nestled within massive buns, which were baked earlier in the day and require an electric knife to split open.
For the past four years, the Sunset Hills burger joint has joined fellow Fuddruckers locations in Chicago and Texas for this annual event. According to Fuddruckers employee Maurice Layman, nobody has ever accomplished the task of eating a five-pound burger in under an hour, but each year a handful try to scale that gut-busting peak.
For an entry fee of $24.99, contenders receive a T-shirt, the giant burger and a drink. Diners are free to top burgers with cheese or any of the condiments from the fixings bar. Anyone who emerges victorious from the gastronomical gauntlet gains bragging rights, plus five free Fuddruckers burger combos. (Presumably to be consumed at a later date.)
Photo: Andrew Mark Veety The pre-cooked patty and bun at Fuddruckers.
Observes Abegg: "I'm sure there is someone starving in Haiti today, but not at this table in St. Louis."
With the hour still ahead of him, Abegg is a man with a plan. "It's like a big meat loaf, so I'll eat the meat and then go for the bun." Forsaking the standard burger toppings, Abegg opts only for ketchup, spreading it a bit at a time as he knife-and-forks his way through the patty.
Photo: Andrew Mark Veety Abegg uncovers his meat at the Sunset Hills Fuddruckers on a truly Fat Tuesday, February 16.
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